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<generator>Blogsmith http://www.blogsmith.com/</generator><item><title>NFL Star Popped for DUI at McD's</title><link>http://www.tmz.com/2008/05/13/nfl-star-popped-for-dui-at-mcds/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.tmz.com/2008/05/13/nfl-star-popped-for-dui-at-mcds/</guid><comments>http://www.tmz.com/2008/05/13/nfl-star-popped-for-dui-at-mcds/#comments</comments><description><![CDATA[<p>Filed under: <a href="http://www.tmz.com/category/celebrity-justice/" rel="tag">Celebrity Justice</a>, <a href="http://www.tmz.com/category/talk-sports/" rel="tag">Talk Sports</a></p><a href="http://www.tmz.com">TMZ.com</a>:  Seattle Seahawks star Lofa Tatupu was arrested early Saturday morning for DUI after he was pulled over in a McDonald's parking lot. That order is to go!Tatupu, a three-time Pro Bowler, allegedly failed a breathalyzer test after he blew a .155 and... <a href="http://www.tmz.com/2008/05/13/nfl-star-popped-for-dui-at-mcds/">Read more</a><br/><br/>]]></description><dc:creator>TMZ Staff</dc:creator><dc:date>2008-05-13T16:27:00+00:00</dc:date></item><item><title>TMZ TV Tonite Will Age You -- It Aged Her</title><link>http://www.tmz.com/2008/05/13/tmz-tv-tonite-will-age-you-it-aged-her/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.tmz.com/2008/05/13/tmz-tv-tonite-will-age-you-it-aged-her/</guid><comments>http://www.tmz.com/2008/05/13/tmz-tv-tonite-will-age-you-it-aged-her/#comments</comments><description><![CDATA[<a href="http://www.tmz.com">TMZ.com</a>:  Tonight on TMZ TV -- You got to hand to it to our camera guys for having the balls to ask Jay-Z and Diddy about Suge. And speaking of hands, Sarah Jessica Parker could get a new role on "The Beverly Hillbillies" -- and it ain't Elly May. Check your... <a href="http://www.tmz.com/2008/05/13/tmz-tv-tonite-will-age-you-it-aged-her/">Read more</a><br/><br/>]]></description><dc:creator>TMZ Staff</dc:creator><dc:date>2008-05-13T15:31:00+00:00</dc:date></item><item><title>Singer Cracks Into Winehouse's Home</title><link>http://www.tmz.com/2008/05/13/singer-cracks-into-winehouses-home/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.tmz.com/2008/05/13/singer-cracks-into-winehouses-home/</guid><comments>http://www.tmz.com/2008/05/13/singer-cracks-into-winehouses-home/#comments</comments><description><![CDATA[<p>Filed under: <a href="http://www.tmz.com/category/celebrity-justice/" rel="tag">Celebrity Justice</a>, <a href="http://www.tmz.com/category/paparazzi-photo/" rel="tag">Paparazzi Photo</a>, <a href="http://www.tmz.com/category/amy-winehouse/" rel="tag">Amy Winehouse</a></p><a href="http://www.tmz.com">TMZ.com</a>:  Someone was carted off from Amy Winehouse's place on Tuesday -- and for once it wasn't Amy!Police were called to Winehouse's London home after her pal Kristian Marr, who is a bassist in the British punk group Towers of London, broke in and crashed on... <a href="http://www.tmz.com/2008/05/13/singer-cracks-into-winehouses-home/">Read more</a><br/><br/>]]></description><dc:creator>TMZ Staff</dc:creator><dc:date>2008-05-13T15:23:00+00:00</dc:date></item><item><title>Ling's P!nk Slip</title><link>http://www.tmz.com/2008/05/13/ling-gets-the-p-nk-slip/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.tmz.com/2008/05/13/ling-gets-the-p-nk-slip/</guid><comments>http://www.tmz.com/2008/05/13/ling-gets-the-p-nk-slip/#comments</comments><description><![CDATA[<p>Filed under: <a href="http://www.tmz.com/category/wacky-and-weird/" rel="tag">Wacky and Weird</a></p><a href="http://www.tmz.com">TMZ.com</a>:  P!nk wouldn't admit to hanging with Bai Ling -- saying she doesn't "name drop." We think it's because Bai's a chicken dancing, bad rhyme-busting, space cadet who will do nothing but damage her street cred.

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... <a href="http://www.tmz.com/2008/05/13/hefs-girl-speaks-in-tongues/">Read more</a><br/><br/>]]></description><category>holly madison</category><category>HollyMadison</category><category>hugh hefner</category><category>HughHefner</category><dc:creator>TMZ Staff</dc:creator><dc:date>2008-05-13T14:05:00+00:00</dc:date></item><item><title>It's Hard Being Madonna</title><link>http://www.tmz.com/2008/05/13/its-hard-being-madonna/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.tmz.com/2008/05/13/its-hard-being-madonna/</guid><comments>http://www.tmz.com/2008/05/13/its-hard-being-madonna/#comments</comments><description><![CDATA[<p>Filed under: <a href="http://www.tmz.com/category/madonna/" rel="tag">Madonna</a>, <a href="http://www.tmz.com/category/hot-bodies/" rel="tag">Hot Bodies</a>, <a href="http://www.tmz.com/category/nurse/" rel="tag">Nurse!</a></p><a href="http://www.tmz.com">TMZ.com</a>:  Now that everyone and their mother is walking around sportin' man hands, Madonna has gone and started yet another trend -- man arms!Madge was snapped in London on Tuesday showing off her guns. Hard candy indeed.

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    A Celebrity... <a href="http://www.tmz.com/2008/05/13/melanie-griffiths-marriage-older-than-her-lips/">Read more</a><br/><br/>]]></description><category>melanie griffith</category><category>MelanieGriffith</category><dc:creator>TMZ Staff</dc:creator><dc:date>2008-05-13T13:40:00+00:00</dc:date></item><item><title>The Laura from "General Hospital": 'Memba Her?!</title><link>http://www.tmz.com/2008/05/13/the-laura-from-general-hospital-memba-her/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.tmz.com/2008/05/13/the-laura-from-general-hospital-memba-her/</guid><comments>http://www.tmz.com/2008/05/13/the-laura-from-general-hospital-memba-her/#comments</comments><description><![CDATA[<p>Filed under: <a href="http://www.tmz.com/category/tv/" rel="tag">TV</a>, <a href="http://www.tmz.com/category/beauty/" rel="tag">Beauty</a>, <a href="http://www.tmz.com/category/memba-them/" rel="tag">'Memba Them?!</a></p><a href="http://www.tmz.com">TMZ.com</a>: Before there was Bennifer, Brangelina or TomKat, there was "General Hospital's" Luke and Laura (L&amp;L). In the '70s, Genie Francis became famous playing Laura. Guess what she looks like now!... <a href="http://www.tmz.com/2008/05/13/the-laura-from-general-hospital-memba-her/">Read more</a><br/><br/>]]></description><dc:creator>TMZ Staff</dc:creator><dc:date>2008-05-13T13:30:00+00:00</dc:date></item><item><title>"Alpha Dog" Trial's Top Dog Allowed to Rumble</title><link>http://www.tmz.com/2008/05/13/alpha-dog-trials-top-dog-allowed-to-rumble/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.tmz.com/2008/05/13/alpha-dog-trials-top-dog-allowed-to-rumble/</guid><comments>http://www.tmz.com/2008/05/13/alpha-dog-trials-top-dog-allowed-to-rumble/#comments</comments><description><![CDATA[<p>Filed under: <a href="http://www.tmz.com/category/celebrity-justice/" rel="tag">Celebrity Justice</a></p><a href="http://www.tmz.com">TMZ.com</a>:  The prosecutor who shared confidential court docs and police records with the director of "Alpha Dog" -- that halfway-decent movie with Justin Timberlake -- will be allowed to continue working on the real-life murder trial on which the film was... <a href="http://www.tmz.com/2008/05/13/alpha-dog-trials-top-dog-allowed-to-rumble/">Read more</a><br/><br/>]]></description><category>alpha dog</category><category>jesse james hollywood</category><category>nick cassvetes</category><category>NickCassvetes</category><dc:creator>TMZ Staff</dc:creator><dc:date>2008-05-13T13:21:00+00:00</dc:date></item><item><title>Brangelina -- Boobs Overboard</title><link>http://www.tmz.com/2008/05/13/brangelina-ship-off-their-boys/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.tmz.com/2008/05/13/brangelina-ship-off-their-boys/</guid><comments>http://www.tmz.com/2008/05/13/brangelina-ship-off-their-boys/#comments</comments><description><![CDATA[<p>Filed under: <a href="http://www.tmz.com/category/paparazzi-photo/" rel="tag">Paparazzi Photo</a>, <a href="http://www.tmz.com/category/baby-watch/" rel="tag">Baby Watch</a>, <a href="http://www.tmz.com/category/brad-and-angelina/" rel="tag">Brad and Angelina</a>, <a href="http://www.tmz.com/category/hot-bodies/" rel="tag">Hot Bodies</a>, <a href="http://www.tmz.com/category/hot-mamas/" rel="tag">Hot Mamas</a></p><a href="http://www.tmz.com">TMZ.com</a>:  Although Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie took their adorable boys, Maddox and Pax, out for a spin on a yacht on Tuesday ... it was Angie's growing girls that stole the show. On Sunday, Angie was spotted out with her daughters. She really is in the... <a href="http://www.tmz.com/2008/05/13/brangelina-ship-off-their-boys/">Read more</a><br/><br/>]]></description><category>Brangelina</category><category>Maddox</category><category>Pax</category><dc:creator>TMZ Staff</dc:creator><dc:date>2008-05-13T12:49:00+00:00</dc:date></item><item><title>"Sex" Girls Know How to Make 'Em Laugh</title><link>http://www.tmz.com/2008/05/13/sex-girls-know-how-to-make-em-laugh/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.tmz.com/2008/05/13/sex-girls-know-how-to-make-em-laugh/</guid><comments>http://www.tmz.com/2008/05/13/sex-girls-know-how-to-make-em-laugh/#comments</comments><description><![CDATA[<p>Filed under: <a href="http://www.tmz.com/category/movies/" rel="tag">Movies</a></p><a href="http://www.tmz.com">TMZ.com</a>:  The "Sex and the City" NYC premiere will be hilarious, even if the film sucks.Sources tell TMZ Sarah Jessica Parker has 50 tix to the May 27 show at Radio City Music Hall. Kim Cattrall, Cynthia Nixon and Kristin Davis each scored 25. So even if it's... <a href="http://www.tmz.com/2008/05/13/sex-girls-know-how-to-make-em-laugh/">Read more</a><br/><br/>]]></description><category>Sarah Jessica Parker</category><category>SarahJessicaParker</category><category>Sex and the City</category><category>SexAndTheCity</category><dc:creator>TMZ Staff</dc:creator><dc:date>2008-05-13T12:45:00+00:00</dc:date></item><item><title>Bai Ling Plays with Herself</title><link>http://www.tmz.com/2008/05/13/bai-ling-plays-with-herself/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.tmz.com/2008/05/13/bai-ling-plays-with-herself/</guid><comments>http://www.tmz.com/2008/05/13/bai-ling-plays-with-herself/#comments</comments><description><![CDATA[<p>Filed under: <a href="http://www.tmz.com/category/paparazzi-video/" rel="tag">Paparazzi Video</a>, <a href="http://www.tmz.com/category/wacky-and-weird/" rel="tag">Wacky and Weird</a></p><a href="http://www.tmz.com">TMZ.com</a>: Bai Ling doesn't need any real beach buddies to have a good time -- the voices in her head keep her more than occupied.

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She had faced up to 25 years. Remy, whose real name is Reminisce Smith, cried as she heard the sentence, claiming... <a href="http://www.tmz.com/2008/05/13/washed-up-rapper-is-now-locked-up-rapper/">Read more</a><br/><br/>]]></description><category>remy ma</category><category>RemyMa</category><dc:creator>TMZ Staff</dc:creator><dc:date>2008-05-13T12:40:00+00:00</dc:date></item><item><title>Kid Rock: Devil With a Cause</title><link>http://www.tmz.com/2008/05/13/kid-rock-devil-with-a-cause/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.tmz.com/2008/05/13/kid-rock-devil-with-a-cause/</guid><comments>http://www.tmz.com/2008/05/13/kid-rock-devil-with-a-cause/#comments</comments><description><![CDATA[<p>Filed under: <a href="http://www.tmz.com/category/music/" rel="tag">Music</a></p><a href="http://www.tmz.com">TMZ.com</a>:  There is a group of people Kid Rock loves more than strippers -- Boy Scouts. No, not like that.Troop 631 of the Oviedo Boy Scouts in Orlando, Fl. had their $5,600 trailer stolen, which contained $4,000 in camping gear as well. Kid Rock read about the... <a href="http://www.tmz.com/2008/05/13/kid-rock-devil-with-a-cause/">Read more</a><br/><br/>]]></description><dc:creator>TMZ Staff</dc:creator><dc:date>2008-05-13T12:35:00+00:00</dc:date></item><item><title>Jay-Z and Diddy Not Talking, Not Stupid</title><link>http://www.tmz.com/2008/05/13/jay-z-and-diddy-not-talking-not-stupid/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.tmz.com/2008/05/13/jay-z-and-diddy-not-talking-not-stupid/</guid><comments>http://www.tmz.com/2008/05/13/jay-z-and-diddy-not-talking-not-stupid/#comments</comments><description><![CDATA[<p>Filed under: <a href="http://www.tmz.com/category/fights/" rel="tag">Fights</a></p><a href="http://www.tmz.com">TMZ.com</a>:  Just because Suge Knight got knocked on his ass this weekend, doesn't mean people are just going to start talking smack about him.Jay-Z and Diddy both dodged our Suge questions going in and out of Butter in NYC last night. When you're over 6' tall... <a href="http://www.tmz.com/2008/05/13/jay-z-and-diddy-not-talking-not-stupid/">Read more</a><br/><br/>]]></description><dc:creator>TMZ Staff</dc:creator><dc:date>2008-05-13T12:20:00+00:00</dc:date></item><item><title>Mariah's Hubby: The New Beckham</title><link>http://www.tmz.com/2008/05/13/mariahs-hubby-the-new-beckham/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.tmz.com/2008/05/13/mariahs-hubby-the-new-beckham/</guid><comments>http://www.tmz.com/2008/05/13/mariahs-hubby-the-new-beckham/#comments</comments><description><![CDATA[<p>Filed under: <a href="http://www.tmz.com/category/mariah-carey/" rel="tag">Mariah Carey</a></p><a href="http://www.tmz.com">TMZ.com</a>:  Nick who? The guy who married Mariah Carey couldn't get arrested two weeks ago. Now Nick Cannon is larger than life, thanks to his latest fashion accessory -- which is attached to a human flotation device. Paps were hanging from trees much to the... <a href="http://www.tmz.com/2008/05/13/mariahs-hubby-the-new-beckham/">Read more</a><br/><br/>]]></description><category>mariah carey</category><category>MariahCarey</category><category>nick cannon</category><category>NickCannon</category><dc:creator>TMZ Staff</dc:creator><dc:date>2008-05-13T12:15:00+00:00</dc:date></item><item><title>Paris' Doggie Do, Er, Don't</title><link>http://www.tmz.com/2008/05/13/paris-doggie-do-er-dont/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.tmz.com/2008/05/13/paris-doggie-do-er-dont/</guid><comments>http://www.tmz.com/2008/05/13/paris-doggie-do-er-dont/#comments</comments><description><![CDATA[<p>Filed under: <a href="http://www.tmz.com/category/paris-hilton/" rel="tag">Paris Hilton</a>, <a href="http://www.tmz.com/category/critters/" rel="tag">Critters</a></p><a href="http://www.tmz.com">TMZ.com</a>:  America's sweetest waste of space clung to her chubby boyfriend while exiting Villa the other night, showing off her lush new Golden Retriever weave. Arf!She better get a flea dip for that thing - summer's coming up. We're just sayin'...

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