Sharon Manhandles Kelly's Boyfriend
Looks like Kelly's emo BF Luke Worrall is double dippin' in the Osbourne family pool. 
Filed under: Wacky & Weird
William Petersen: CSI'm No Real Investigator
William Petersen was on the scene when a bomb threat closed down LAX yesterday -- a man was arrested, but we don't think the "CSI" guy had anything to do with solving this crime.
Filed under: Wacky & Weird
Kendra Needs a New Rim Job!
The girl next door is rideless! Kendra Wilkinson was playin' on the links at a West L.A. golf course last Friday, when someone stole her pimped-out Escalade!
Kendra's wheels were eventually found a few days later in South Central L.A., but we're hearing when she went to a recovery yard to retrieve it, her custom rims and sound system were gone. Jack move!
Our spies tell us that the Playboy cover girl then decided to ditch that rimless SUV -- that had been featured in DUB magazine -- with the cops, opting to just buy a brand new whip. Thanks, Hef!
Filed under: TV, Wacky & Weird, Hot Bodies
Design on a Dime Host Gets XXXtreme Makeover
TMZ has finally uncovered the connection between the HGTV show "Design on a Dime" and hardcore pornography -- a host who really enjoys interiors.
While the network continues to regularly air episodes featuring former host Lee Snijders, we've learned the guy who helped homeowners for more than six years is still giving advice to couples -- but purely of the girl-on-girl variety nowadays.
Snijders used the cash he raked in from "DoaD" and his stint as a Disney Imagineer to start his own porn company with porn star girlfriend Jett Angel. You can even catch Lee in several of the reality-style skin flicks manning the camera (or so we've heard).
Calls to HGTV were not returned.
Filed under: TV, Wacky & Weird
DMX Gets His Mug On
Someone call Barbizon! DMX has so many mugshots he could start a portfolio.
Madness really does have a name -- it's DMX.
Filed under: Celebrity Justice, Music, Wacky & Weird
PETA Wants Sharon Stone's Brain for Research
PETA has offered to front the bill if Sharon Stone will get a brain scan, to determine if her insensitivity is caused by an underdeveloped prefrontal region of her brain.
In a letter to Stone, obtained by TMZ, PETA prez Ingrid Newkirk says "We are used to the indifference that you flaunt and the callous remarks that you make..." Newkirk mentions that whole China thing as well as comments about animals.
PETA makes an offer to pay for a brain scan "to determine if comments and actions that seem to demonstrate a lack of empathy are the result of a physical defect."
You may recall, Sharon Stone is famously in "Total Recall," so she may be able to get a brain scan discount and underwent brain surgery in 2001.
Filed under: Wacky & Weird, Nurse!
Head Case Says Rat Factory Jacked His Toy Story
A guy who readily admits that his head ain't what it used to be wants a billion dollars -- a billion Earth dollars, that is -- from Disney because, he claims, they stole his version of "Toy Story." How do you milk a mouse, anyway?
George Horchak says he wrote a screenplay called "The Adventures of Johnny Justice" back in 1967 and that it had a spaceman-cowboy duo in it. And that's about where the similarity ends -- well, except for both cowboys' ability to "exhibit a fast draw," says Horchak.
It's kinda sad though -- Horchak had a debilitating brain tumor almost twenty years ago, lives on Social Security, has used seven different names -- one of which is Johnny Dollar.
Filed under: Celebrity Justice, Wacky & Weird
Just Another Faceless in the Crowd
No, their faces weren't mauled off by a chimp, they're just two of the creepy, faceless people that have recently turned up at various events in England.
This masked couple was snapped at a Wimbledon match this week and while it's unknown what or why they are doing it, the buzz is they could be part of the anti-Scientology group Anonymous.
Save Suri!
UPDATE: Sorry Suri, turns out it's part of some sort of marketing campaign for the car manufacturer Lotus.
Filed under: Paparazzi Photo, Wacky & Weird, Nurse!
Kid Fashions Have a Cult Following
Just because your kids don't belong to a polygamous religious sect, doesn't mean they can't dress like they do!
Now that they've had their children of the corn returned to them by the government, members of the Fundamentalist Church of Latter Day Saints have created an online shop so all kids can wear creepy Laura Ingalls-esque, polyester uniforms. Perfect gifts for a teen readying for their first, second or third marriage!
The unisex site features everything any wannabe brainwashed, homeschooled, inbred, God-fearing child could need to fit in at Walnut Grove Elementary. All items -- from Pilgrim dresses to overalls -- meet "the FLDS standards for modesty and neatness." The devil wears long underwear!
Filed under: Wacky & Weird, Fashion Police, Style Insider
Suri's Mad Money
Who needs a doll, when your Scientoloparents give you fake benjamins to play with?!
While the actress-formerly-known as Katie Holmes stared blankly, reflecting on her former self, adorable, lifelike baby thetan Suri Cruise played with a fake ol' $100 bill on Tuesday. Is nothing in her life real?
If only Suri could use that money to get those bangs cut.
Filed under: Paparazzi Photo, Wacky & Weird, Baby Watch, Kids, Tom & Katie
The Tush Pays for the Bush
Kim Kardashian is more than Reggie Bush's girlfriend -- she also doubles as his ATM!
Never leave home without her purse!
Filed under: Wacky & Weird, Kim Kardashian
Mini-Me Sex Chick Whoring Out the Tape!
And the truth shall set you free ... to sell your sex tape.
Ranae Shrider -- the co-star of the only good movie Verne Troyer has done this year -- the woman who now says she authorized TMZ to run portions of the sex tape -- is now actively shopping it around town. That's what sources tell us.
We're told she's asking for a minimum $25,000. And here's the deal....a deal may have already been struck and the flick could go wide as early as next week. We're predicting a bigger B.O. than "Love Guru."
Filed under: Wacky & Weird
Liz Taylor Out Past Her Bedtime
76-year-old Liz Taylor surprised even us by going out to Hyde last night and leaving at the late late hour of 11:15 -- someone wheel granny home!
The posse she was rollin' with was pretty hardcore -- one of the wild bunch even name dropped Judy Garland -- but Liz kept it classy and, unlike most Hyde dwellers, didn't flash her Britney.
Filed under: Wacky & Weird
Tara Reid's Bodyguard -- Suge Knight's Attacker!
The pappers tried to grill Tara Reid and her friend about his bigoted comments the night before -- but she was saved by the guy who made Suge Knight see stars!
He wasn't part of Tara's entourage, but Greg Smith tried to lay the smack down on the paps, threatening 'em by bragging he was the one who knocked out Suge. Anything to extend those 15 minutes!
Filed under: Wacky & Weird
Bodyguard Says Steve-O's Reality is His Nightmare
A doorman hired to work at Kitson during Paris Hilton's clothing line launch says a bodyguard for Steve-O punched him in the face during a shoot for the wackadoodle's reality show.
In a lawsuit filed today in L.A. County Superior Court, Roland Cano says he was at his post at the front door of the trendy shop, when Steve-O and his 6'9", 375 lb. goon showed up with a crew filming the reality show "Dr. Steve-O." When Cano refused to let them in the event, he says Steve-O's bodyguard and former football player Reggie "Big Regg" Pace "without provocation, violently punched [Cano's] head repeatedly."
Then he says it got worse!
Click here... it's not over yet
Filed under: Celebrity Justice, Wacky & Weird, Reality TV
