Posted Jul 2nd 2008 3:56PM by TMZ Staff
Just because your kids don't belong to a polygamous religious sect, doesn't mean they can't dress like they do!

Now that they've had their children of the corn returned to them by the government, members of the Fundamentalist Church of Latter Day Saints have created an online shop so all kids can wear creepy Laura Ingalls-esque, polyester uniforms. Perfect gifts for a teen readying for their first, second or third marriage!
The unisex site features everything any wannabe brainwashed, homeschooled, inbred, God-fearing child could need to fit in at Walnut Grove Elementary. All items -- from Pilgrim dresses to overalls -- meet "the FLDS standards for modesty and neatness." The devil wears long underwear!
Filed under: Wacky & Weird, Fashion Police, Style Insider
Posted Jun 3rd 2008 1:55PM by TMZ Staff
Is this nutbag trying to bring back Hammer pants?!?

Naomi C. and her Madea-esque fashion fairy godmother, Vogue's Andre Leon Talley were dressed more appropriately for Arabian night at Studio 54 in 1982 than the CFDA awards in NYC last night.
Can someone please let Andre know when the fire in his building is out so he can return to his shower?
Filed under: Fashion Police, Style Insider
Posted Jun 2nd 2008 7:30PM by TMZ Staff
Not everyone can fit into Chanel -- especially Nicollette Sheridan and Michelle Trachtenberg!

Last week, Chanel threw a big red carpet bash for the opening of its new Robertson Blvd. shop and invited the likes of Angie Harmon, Rachel Bilson, Sheridan and Trachtenberg -- but not Z-lister Phoebe Price! Afterwards, we're told several photo agencies were contacted by reps for the design house asking them to not posts pics of Nic and Mic at the event. Sources tell us they didn't feel the "Desperate Housewife" and "Gossip Girl" were high end enough for the label. Interesting, since they were arguably some of the more famous actresses at the event. Ever Carradine and Tracee Ellis Ross, anyone?!
We're told none of the agencies obliged the couture house's messed up request, but you can probably guess who these ladies won't be wearing to the Emmys.
TMZ contacted a rep for Chanel, but did not hear back.
Filed under: Style Insider, Denied!
Posted May 28th 2008 11:15AM by TMZ Staff
Mariah Carey wore her Hollywood Blvd. best to throw out the first pitch at a Tokyo baseball game on Tuesday.
Mimi's shirtless and belly-baring Pink Lady satin cropped jacket, Daisy Duke shorts and West Side piers heels look like the mandatory uniform for Team Shauna Sand.
Mariah's ball boy Nick Cannon was nowhere in sight.
Filed under: Wacky & Weird, Mariah Carey, Style Insider, Talk Sports
Posted May 22nd 2008 5:31PM by TMZ Staff
Christian Slater barely moved a facial muscle when winds blew his girlfriend's skirt up.

Jimmy Choo shoe empress Tamara Mellon and bf Slater were on a boat in Cannes on Wednesday when she channeled Marilyn Monroe.
Thankfully, there was no sign of her Britney.

Filed under: Paparazzi Photo, Style Insider
Posted May 16th 2008 1:01PM by TMZ Staff
To go with her promotional borefriend Benji Madden, Paris wore a promotional t-shirt dress thing with her name on it.
This chick is so ovah, she couldn't get arrested today even if she tried.
We call bullshirt.
Filed under: Paparazzi Photo, Paris Hilton, Style Insider
Posted May 15th 2008 12:03PM by TMZ Staff
Without any of her usual bling, furs, drag makeup or heels, KimHorror Lee Simmons was almost unrecognizable on Wednesday.

The 33-year-old divorcing mother of two hit the Four Seasons in Beverly Hills in all her Baby Phat glory.
Filed under: Paparazzi Photo, Style Insider
Posted May 14th 2008 6:30PM by TMZ Staff
For the love of Sharpay Evans! Can someone please tell Beyonce she is not Ashley Tisdale in "High School Musical"?

The married 26-year-old showed up to dinner in NYC -- after attending a Kanye West show, mind you -- dressed like a spoiled teenager on any Disney kids' show. She's just being Miley!
Jay-Z better knock some sense into her.
Filed under: Paparazzi Photo, Wacky & Weird, Fashion Police, Beyonce Knowles, Style Insider
Posted May 14th 2008 12:12PM by TMZ Staff
Aussie actress Naomi Watts starred in yet another "Ring" sequel last night -- as in the ones around her nipples!
While her wardrobe malfunction didn't involve the sight of her areolas, the 39-year-old blonde did expose her unfortunate flower petal pasties. Don't they come in basic black?!
A nip slip might have been less embarrassing.
Filed under: Paparazzi Photo, Style Insider, Hot Bodies
Posted May 13th 2008 11:03AM by TMZ Staff
"Sex and the City" isn't the only thing being brought back to life -- so are Sarah Jessica Parker's hands!

The 43-year-old trendsetter stepped out in London on Sunday sporting the latest It accessory of the summer -- a pair of Frankenstein hands!
Carrie Bradshaw doesn't need a man -- she's got man hands!
Filed under: Paparazzi Photo, Style Insider, Nurse!
Posted May 9th 2008 11:33AM by TMZ Staff
Liza Minnelli's ex man-wife David Gest bedazzled the crowd at a London charity event on Thursday -- literally.
The 54-year-old divorcee wore an absolutely faaaabulous jacket with an image of a sparkling drill-holding Whitney Houston on it . It's not right, but it's not ok!
While Whitney headlined the event, David's flamboyant ensemble stole the show.
Filed under: Paparazzi Photo, Style Insider, Nurse!
Posted May 6th 2008 1:15PM by TMZ Staff
The theme at the Met Museum's Costume Institute gala last night in NYC was "Superheroes" -- appropriate since most of these celebs' getups need to be rescued.

Filed under: Fashion Police, Jennifer Lopez, Style Insider
Posted May 5th 2008 2:35PM by TMZ Staff
Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag took their D-list brand of horses**t to the Kentucky Derby on Saturday -- and in a truly candid moment, Heidi looked through the wrong end of the binoculars. You can't make this stuff up!

Filed under: Paparazzi Photo, Style Insider, The Hills, Critters
Posted May 3rd 2008 10:00AM by TMZ Staff
A shiny metallic top fused with a skirt resembling the lamp from "A Christmas Story" is just not working on Whitney Port.

We bet Audrina told Whitney that getup made her look skinny and stylish. Somewhere in a posed-to-look natural photo-op, Heidi and Spencer are laughing.
Filed under: Wacky & Weird, Style Insider, The Hills, Reality TV
Posted Feb 6th 2008 11:34AM by TMZ Staff
After spending the last 16 years at a Nirvana concert, Carmen Electra emerged on Melrose Ave. in West Hollywood on Tuesday.

The 35-year-old former "Baywatch" babe smells like teen spirit.
Filed under: Paparazzi Photo, Fashion Police, Carmen Electra, Style Insider
