Posted May 16th 2008 3:20PM by TMZ Staff
A guy who fell through a trap door on the stage of Broadway's "The Little Mermaid" says Disney is trying to make him look less banged-up than he really is.

In a petition filed in New York, Adrian Bailey says the Mouse House told the press that he'd only suffered two broken wrists after falling 20 feet from a fake sailing ship onstage last Saturday. Bailey says that it was actually 30 to 40 feet, and that his injures -- ready to wince? -- include "a broken back, shattered pelvis, fractured sternum, multiple fractured ribs and a fractured foot, in addition to fractured wrists."
Click here... it's not over yet
Filed under: Celebrity Justice, Nurse!
Posted May 15th 2008 5:58PM by TMZ Staff
At 60 years old, Rolling Stone guitarist Ronnie Wood doesn't look a day older ... than Keith Richards.
Ronnie went for one of his walks in London on Wednesday.
Rock and roll will never die.
Filed under: Paparazzi Photo, Beauty, Critters, Nurse!
Posted May 15th 2008 4:35PM by TMZ Staff
Dubya -- who still has 249 days in office -- took some time away from Presidentin' to enjoy a bike ride in Israel today ... and flash his middle finger to the international press!
He's either desperately trying to stop the bike ... or sending a strong message to all the terrorists. Hard to tell with G-Dub!
Filed under: Paparazzi Photo, Nurse!, Prez Election 2008
Posted May 15th 2008 2:16PM by TMZ Staff
They're real (allegedly) and they're spectacular!

Filed under: Christina Aguilera, Hot Mamas, Nurse!
Posted May 15th 2008 10:58AM by TMZ Staff
A young and innocent Jamie Lynn Spears, decked in almost all pink from head-to-toe, ran errands with her proud family yesterday in Kentwood, La.
The glowing and precious 17-year-old unwed mother-to-be is due with her first child next month.
Filed under: Paparazzi Photo, Baby Watch, Nurse!
Posted May 14th 2008 11:30AM by TMZ Staff
While at a London bar, "Sopranos" star James Gandolfini's reading material brought new meaning to the term cocktail.

Jimmy G was snapped on Tuesday with a XXX flyer for Ben Dover -- a British porn star/director famous for featuring women in raunchy, hardcore scenes. Bada bing!
Looks like Tony is gonna get whacked!
Filed under: Paparazzi Photo, TV, Nurse!
Posted May 13th 2008 1:47PM by TMZ Staff
Now that everyone and their mother is walking around sportin' man hands, Madonna has gone and started yet another trend -- man arms!
Madge was snapped in London on Tuesday showing off her guns. Hard candy indeed.
Filed under: Madonna, Hot Bodies, Nurse!
Posted May 13th 2008 11:03AM by TMZ Staff
"Sex and the City" isn't the only thing being brought back to life -- so are Sarah Jessica Parker's hands!

The 43-year-old trendsetter stepped out in London on Sunday sporting the latest It accessory of the summer -- a pair of Frankenstein hands!
Carrie Bradshaw doesn't need a man -- she's got man hands!
Filed under: Paparazzi Photo, Style Insider, Nurse!
Posted May 11th 2008 10:10AM by TMZ Staff
On '80s nighttime soaps like "Falcon Crest" and "Flamingo Road," Morgan Fairchild told a lot of secrets and lies -- but does she have any in real life?!

Here's Morgan at 32-years-old (left) back in 1982 -- and an even hotter cougarlicious 58-years-young version (right) at a NYC event on Wednesday.
Chandler Bing's mom is one hot MILF!
Filed under: TV, Beauty, Nurse!
Posted May 9th 2008 3:13PM by TMZ Staff
Traffic on a London highway came to a standstill on Friday -- after catching a glimpse of Amy Jailhouse's cut up arm!

Somebody call AA, er, Triple A!
Filed under: Train Wrecks, Paparazzi Photo, Nurse!, Amy Winehouse
Posted May 9th 2008 11:33AM by TMZ Staff
Liza Minnelli's ex man-wife David Gest bedazzled the crowd at a London charity event on Thursday -- literally.
The 54-year-old divorcee wore an absolutely faaaabulous jacket with an image of a sparkling drill-holding Whitney Houston on it . It's not right, but it's not ok!
While Whitney headlined the event, David's flamboyant ensemble stole the show.
Filed under: Paparazzi Photo, Style Insider, Nurse!
Posted May 8th 2008 12:15PM by TMZ Staff
Unlike his aunt, Fergie the Duchess of York, Prince William doesn't need Weight Watchers to get thin.

The 25-year-old Prince of Wales visited a London hospital on Wednesday -- and hopefully picked up a Propecia prescription.
Even though William's not King of England yet, we can already see his crown.
Filed under: Paparazzi Photo, Natural Disasters, Nurse!
Posted May 7th 2008 6:30PM by TMZ Staff
An ad posted on Craigslist in NY searching for "mentally disabled" people to appear on a new dating show appears to be a crock of sh**.

Unlike "Flavor of Love," "Single and Special" says they are going to be a non-exploitative "tasteful" mix of "The Bachelor" and "Life Goes On." Um. Can you say "Littlest Groom?" The unnamed production company also claims to have the endorsement of the Special Olympics. Only thing is, it doesn't.
TMZ spoke with Kirsten Seckler at the Special Olympics who told us they'd never heard of the show and definitely "did not endorse a dating show for people with intellectual disabilities."
"Single and Special" refused to speak with TMZ.
Filed under: Wacky and Weird, Nurse!, Department of Debunk
Posted May 7th 2008 1:08PM by TMZ Staff
Never mind the sheet in her weave, the bandanas masquerading as a bikini or the scratched up twig legs, Amy Winehouse displayed a new brand of crazy by simultaneously talking into a cell phone -- and a jar of mayonnaise. Can you hear me? Can you hear me now?
Amy Winehouse on rye -- hold the mayo.
Filed under: Train Wrecks, Nurse!, Amy Winehouse
Posted May 6th 2008 10:35AM by TMZ Staff
Besides boasting about what a great actor he thinks he is, Tom Cruise may be trying to tell us something else with the launch of his official website -- he's Satan! Scientolo-what?!

Like an endless masturbation session, Tom's new official site features an interminable video with scenes from his films of the last 25 years -- minus the forgettable 1983 teen sex comedy "Losin' It" -- set to "Also sprach Zarathustra" the devilish themed song from "2001: A Space Odyssey" and the Rolling Stones' "Sympathy for the Devil." Perhaps Lucifer was a fan of "Dianetics," too.
Also missing from the site, Tom's couch jumping incident, the Matt Lauer interview and that Scientolocrazy video.
Filed under: Tom and Katie, Nurse!
