Simpsons Tight-Lipped Over Fall Out Baby
Is Ashlee knocked up with a little emo baby? Neither she nor Jess would spill the goods to us at LAX.
Where's Papa Joe when you need him?
Filed under: Gossip/Rumors, Jessica Simpson, Ashlee Simpson
Jessica Hospitalized -- Condition, Pissy
TMZ has learned Jessica Simpson has been hospitalized at Cedars-Sinai for what we're told is a "minor kidney infection." That's a pisser!
Jessica's rep confirms the story, first reported by In Touch. The rep says Jess is fine and should be released today. We're told her QB BF Tony Romo is not with her, though.
Drink your Ocean Spray, Miss Simpson!
Filed under: Jessica Simpson, Nurse!
No Public Affair for Papa Joe
As he waited for the valet, paps slammed former Baptist minister Joe Simpson with questions about his faithfulness to wife Tina.
Unlike Jessica, Daddy Simpson won't be slummin' it at a Chili's near you -- he was leaving the Ivy.
Filed under: Wacky & Weird, Jessica Simpson
Bar-B-Que Sauce!!!
We caught Jessica Simpson coming out of a Chili's in Encino this afternoon and asked her a ton of questions -- about Tony, Ashlee and Lane Garrison.
But our guy missed the best question of all -- why is Jessica Simpson eating at a Chili's?
Filed under: Jessica Simpson
Tom & Tony -- Who Wears the Biggest Skirt?
They might be pro football players, but off the field Tom Brady and Tony Romo have got to be two of the most p***y-whipped dudes on the planet.
If you're Tom Brady, yesterday you get to play errand boy to Gisele Bundchen, taking out the trash, lugging boxes around, checking your lady's mail. Of course, if you're Tony Romo, you have to tag along while Jessica Simpson goes to Six Flags, prances all over Manhattan, and -- guess who's coming to Los Cabos with you? Jess's dad Papa Joe!
Looks like the only place they wear pants -- tight ones -- is on the field.
Filed under: Jessica Simpson, TMZ Sports, Tom & Gisele
Jess Runs Tony Into Heavy Blitz
When Jessica Simpson and Tony Romo emerged from the Waverly Inn, #9 faced a formidable rush of New York's giant paparazzi.
But ever the scrambler and improviser, Romo weaved his way around the paps and found daylight, leaving paps on the ground -- and opening a gap for his favorite wide receiver. Needless to say, he scored.
Filed under: Jessica Simpson
Could This Get Any More Awkward?
Dane Cook, John Mayer and Tony Romo were all at the same Cosmopolitan magazine party today. Wonder if they swapped spit stories about Papa Joe, and just how it feels to get Nick Lachey's sloppy seconds thirds fourths.
Jess' exes and her current Cowboy-toy were honored as three of the Fun Fearless Males of 2008 for their "risk-taking choices, onstage, onscreen and on the field." We think we know what they're talking about.
Filed under: Wacky & Weird, Jessica Simpson
Papa Joe: I Love Jessica, Tony ... Not So Much
Joe Simpson was asked how he felt about his daughter's boyfriend, Tony Romo -- and he didn't exactly give an answer Tony would like.
After Joe helped take down Jess' marriage to Nick Lachey, Tony better kiss up to pops quickly.
Filed under: Paparazzi Video, Wacky & Weird, Jessica Simpson, TMZ Sports
Tony Shills While Jess Chills
Tony Romo is taking notes from Jessica on how to pimp yourself out. The quarterback was not-so-discreetly sporting a Miller Lite hat Saturday night at Villa -- repeatedly putting his head down so all the photogs could see.
Maybe if this endorsement deal doesn't work out Jess can hook him up with Proactiv.
Filed under: Hook-Ups, Jessica Simpson
Hey Jessica: Hop On and Ride Me!
Jessica Simpson had a long, long walk from her gate to her car yesterday at JFK, sans entourage, military or otherwise, so TMZ's reporter generously offered to carry her -- not her bags, Jess herself.
We think there's someone out there -- Tony *cough* Romo perhaps -- who might not have found the offer so charming.
Filed under: Paparazzi Video, Jessica Simpson
Jessica Simpson Blows Wad at Katsuya
Tony Romo's jinx girlfriend was at Katsuya last night, where she had to dig through her purse forever to scrounge up a bunch of one dollar bills to get her car out of hock. Big prob, since the valet fee is $15.
From there Jess went to Villa -- where she didn't pull the diva move (see: Paris, Lindsay, Kevin Dillon?) of using the curtain cave.
Filed under: Jessica Simpson
Heath Ledger Remembered
Over 300 family members and friends attended a 2-hour tribute to celebrate the life of Heath Ledger today in Australia. Heath's 2-year-old daughter made an appearance in a video montage, which included a song written by Ben Harper just for Matilda, called "Happily Ever After in Your Eyes."
Close family members later traveled to a small chapel where an emotional Michelle Williams paid tribute to the father of her child and read Shakespeare's Sonnet 18, "Shall I compare thee to a summer's day?" The family then joined fellow mourners at a restaurant on the beach. According to People, the actor's remains were cremated later in the day.
Ashlee Simpson Hearts Romo
Jessica Simpson may need to keep an eye on her little sis. Ashlee says Tony Romo, Jessica's latest boytoy, is "really cool" and that she "loves him." The face-changing poptart gushed that the Dallas Cowboys QB makes her big sister "absolutely happy" (Via Us). The Love doesn't stop with Ashlee; boyfriend Pete Wentz has a man crush on the Cowboy, calling him a "cool dude."
Way to man up.
Boston Squashes the Little People
Earlier this week, oompa loompas from Beacher's Madhouse performed in Boston at an event for Playboy's new energy drink. Everyone was having a good time until police crashed the party and threatened to arrest Beacher because he was breaking a law that prohibits the promotion of albinos and little people, according to the General Laws of Massachusetts. Police left with a warning, but the little people are outraged, and Beacher says he will "orchestrate the largest little person protest and performance" with 1,000+ little people set to hit the streets of Boston next month.
Party Favors: Is Hayden an Obama Girl? ... Hillary Clinton not Pimpin' ... David Beckham has a 25-Foot Package
Hayden Panettiere really loves whales and expects Hillary and Barack to work hard for her vote, according to Us. She already got a call from Obama about what he would do to save the whales and is waiting on Hills. ... Senator Clinton, meanwhile, is not laughing after learning that an MSNBC anchor asked a panel if the former First Daughter was being "pimped out" by her presidential campaign. The host has since apologized and been suspended (via NY Post) ... Soccer dude, David Beckham, proves his assets sell. Since filling up the Armani briefs for a new ad campaign, sales have risen 150% in one London department store (via Showbizspy).
Filed under: Jessica Simpson, Heath Ledger
Hottest Videos -- Week of 1/27
Tony Romo wants everyone to know he's no pussy -- even if it means horribly singing along to "Don't Stop Believin'" while girlfriend Jessica Simpson watches.
Click here... it's not over yet
Filed under: Wacky & Weird, Britney Spears, Jessica Simpson, Celebs Caught on Tape
