Posted May 10th 2008 1:30PM by TMZ Staff
Cinco de Mayo may be long gone bud this Latin stud is sure to spice up the entire month as Chippendales' Mr. May. John Rivera works long, hard hours as a construction worker during the day, and works just as hard at night as a dancer. Muy caliente!

Filed under: Hot Bodies
Posted May 9th 2008 2:45PM by TMZ Staff
Things got a little sticky for Heidi Klum in Mexico on Thursday.

The 34-year-old sexy supermodel mom heated things up by lounging in the sun and picking her bikini bottom from betwixt her butt cheeks. Auf Wiedersehen wedgie!
Heidi, her parents and her three kids enjoyed a peaceful warm day -- because her douchey baby Seal was nowhere in sight!
Filed under: Paparazzi Photo, Hot Bodies, Hot Mamas
Posted May 9th 2008 12:10PM by TMZ Staff
Among this silicone sea of Hugh Hefner's buxom, botoxed, unbeweaveable working girls is the one and only Shauna Sand. See if you can pick out the good mother of three from this group of reassembled Playmate fembots.

Filed under: Beauty, Hot Bodies
Posted May 8th 2008 12:55PM by TMZ Staff
Robbie Williams is like the Justin Timberlake of the UK, but here in the States, he's just another fat guy trying to justify something in order to make out with hot girls.

His popularity's growing alright but so is something else. Check out the shiny long hair!
Filed under: Hook-Ups, Hot Bodies
Posted May 8th 2008 12:50PM by TMZ Staff
Dax Shepard showed off his tatted, buff, shirtless chest -- and his hairy nether regions -- in NYC on Wednesday.
Anyone wanna get punk'd by Dax?
Filed under: Paparazzi Photo, Beauty, Hot Bodies
Posted May 7th 2008 12:28PM by TMZ Staff
Jammed into the public eye, female celebs are forced to grow, shrink and generally just change shape right in front of our eyes.

Filed under: Beauty, Hot Bodies
Posted May 7th 2008 12:27PM by TMZ Staff
Jennifer Aniston chillaxed and texted away (to John Mayer, perhaps?) while catching some Miami rays on Sunday.
Does she own any regular clothes or just bikinis? Not that we're complaining ...
Filed under: Gossip/Rumors, Jennifer Aniston, Hot Bodies
Posted May 7th 2008 12:26PM by TMZ Staff
After the Commish gave her more face time with the boobers, Britney Spears continued on the right path by working her butt out Tuesday.
A smiling and healthier-looking Brit blew out of a Bally near her home holding a bottle of water and a ... cigarette. Baby steps, people, baby steps.
Filed under: Britney Spears, Hot Bodies
Posted May 7th 2008 11:21AM by TMZ Staff
Fergie's on-stage, triple combo -- singing, dancing, and doing one-armed walk-overs -- is so cool that we almost forget that time she butchered "Sweet Child of Mine."
Then we watched it again. Good times.
Filed under: Hot Bodies, Fergie
Posted May 6th 2008 1:05PM by TMZ Staff
Kim KardASShian is doing to her ass what she just did to her Bentley -- body work.
Well-placed TMZ spies say Kim K got cellulite removal treatment. Paris' nasty comment (KK's butt "looks like cottage cheese stuffed in a trash bag") has nothing to do with anything -- she's doing it so she can make a calendar for Reggie Bush for their one-year anniversary.
But if Kim claims to exercise religiously, what's up with the cellulite therapy?!
BTW, Kim has been deep into laser hair removal, from the nose down.
Filed under: Hot Bodies, Kim Kardashian
Posted May 5th 2008 4:30PM by TMZ Staff
With John Mayer nowhere in sight, Brad Pitt's ex-wife -- Jennifer Aniston -- had to be content with tanning her hot bod alone in Miami this weekend.

She may not have any kids, but she's definitely got the cutest little girls.
Filed under: Paparazzi Photo, Jennifer Aniston, Hot Bodies
Posted May 2nd 2008 11:45AM by TMZ Staff
Some celeb packages need to be delivered freight while others should be fine with a first class stamp. Special delivery from TMZ!

Filed under: Hot Bodies
Posted May 2nd 2008 11:41AM by TMZ Staff
A look-alike Jay Leno ever-so-subtly groped the winner of an Ashley Dupre look-alike contest (right) last night.

Some fierce tranny, who didn't have time to shave her mustache, also got in on the action.
Filed under: Wacky and Weird, Hot Bodies
Posted May 1st 2008 12:55PM by TMZ Staff
Taking a break from whatever it is she does, Kim Kardashian -- and her gorgeous sister Khloe -- played with some animals of the non-Hollywood club-going kind on Wednesday at an Australian zoo.

No word if anyone petted Kim's favorite pet -- her wild ass.
Filed under: Paparazzi Photo, Beauty, Hot Bodies, Critters, Kim Kardashian
Posted May 1st 2008 12:35PM by TMZ Staff
Middle-aged dad Bruce Willis proves to the world that just because you're old and bald doesn't mean you can't date hot and young. Check out Bruce's girlfriend (for the last six months), 29-year-old lingerie model and aspiring actress Emma Heming.

We're pretty sure that if he keeps her around, Willis will definitely die hard.
Filed under: Hook-Ups, Hot Bodies
