Posted May 13th 2008 4:27PM by TMZ Staff
Seattle Seahawks star Lofa Tatupu was arrested early Saturday morning for DUI after he was pulled over in a McDonald's parking lot. That order is to go!
Tatupu, a three-time Pro Bowler, allegedly failed a breathalyzer test after he blew a .155 and .158 -- nearly twice the legal limit in the state of Washington.
Tatupu just recently signed a new six-year contract worth $40 mil -- so the attorney fees should be covered.
The Seahawks had no comment.
Filed under: Celebrity Justice, Talk Sports
Posted May 13th 2008 3:31PM by TMZ Staff
Tonight on TMZ TV -- You got to hand to it to our camera guys for having the balls to ask Jay-Z and Diddy about Suge. And speaking of hands, Sarah Jessica Parker could get a new role on "The Beverly Hillbillies" -- and it ain't Elly May.

Check your local listings.
Posted May 13th 2008 3:23PM by TMZ Staff
Someone was carted off from Amy Winehouse's place on Tuesday -- and for once it wasn't Amy!

Police were called to Winehouse's London home after her pal Kristian Marr, who is a bassist in the British punk group Towers of London, broke in and crashed on the floor of her garage at 2 AM. You are who your friends are!
After being searched, Marr -- who has been linked to Jude Law's ex Sadie Frost -- was taken to the police station.
Filed under: Celebrity Justice, Paparazzi Photo, Amy Winehouse
Posted May 13th 2008 2:40PM by TMZ Staff
P!nk wouldn't admit to hanging with Bai Ling -- saying she doesn't "name drop." We think it's because Bai's a chicken dancing, bad rhyme-busting, space cadet who will do nothing but damage her street cred.

Filed under: Wacky and Weird
Posted May 13th 2008 2:05PM by TMZ Staff
Hugh Hefner's #1 gal Holly Madison is learning a new language-- Australian!

Um... At least she's trying?
Filed under: Paparazzi Video, Wacky and Weird
Posted May 13th 2008 1:47PM by TMZ Staff
Now that everyone and their mother is walking around sportin' man hands, Madonna has gone and started yet another trend -- man arms!
Madge was snapped in London on Tuesday showing off her guns. Hard candy indeed.
Filed under: Madonna, Hot Bodies, Nurse!
Posted May 13th 2008 1:40PM by TMZ Staff
She was married three times -- twice to Don Johnson alone -- before getting hitched to Antonio Banderas, so did anybody think they'd actually make it 12 years?!

If only her career was as successful. "Viva Laughlin" anyone?
Filed under: Wacky and Weird, Hot Mamas
Posted May 13th 2008 1:30PM by TMZ Staff
Before there was Bennifer, Brangelina or TomKat, there was "General Hospital's" Luke and Laura (L&L). In the '70s, Genie Francis became famous playing Laura. Guess what she looks like now!

Filed under: TV, Beauty, 'Memba Them?!
Posted May 13th 2008 1:21PM by TMZ Staff
The prosecutor who shared confidential court docs and police records with the director of "Alpha Dog" -- that halfway-decent movie with Justin Timberlake -- will be allowed to continue working on the real-life murder trial on which the film was based.

The California Supreme Court ruled on Monday that the actions of Ron Zonen, the Santa Barbara County Deputy District Attorney, did not warrant removal -- even though Jesse James Hollywood's lawyer claimed "Alpha Dog" unfairly tainted his client for potential jurors.
Click here... it's not over yet
Filed under: Celebrity Justice
Posted May 13th 2008 12:49PM by TMZ Staff
Although Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie took their adorable boys, Maddox and Pax, out for a spin on a yacht on Tuesday ... it was Angie's growing girls that stole the show.

On Sunday, Angie was spotted out with her daughters. She really is in the family way.
Filed under: Paparazzi Photo, Baby Watch, Brad and Angelina, Hot Bodies, Hot Mamas
Posted May 13th 2008 12:45PM by TMZ Staff
The "Sex and the City" NYC premiere will be hilarious, even if the film sucks.

Sources tell TMZ Sarah Jessica Parker has 50 tix to the May 27 show at Radio City Music Hall. Kim Cattrall, Cynthia Nixon and Kristin Davis each scored 25. So even if it's a giant yawn, 125 people will be laughing their skinny little asses off.
Parker got the extra tix because she contributed a lot to the Caroline Kennedy Fund for Public Schools, the beneficiary of the event.
Filed under: Movies
Posted May 13th 2008 12:44PM by TMZ Staff
Bai Ling doesn't need any real beach buddies to have a good time -- the voices in her head keep her more than occupied.

Filed under: Paparazzi Video, Wacky and Weird
Posted May 13th 2008 12:40PM by TMZ Staff
Dayum that's a long time! A judge has just sentenced Remy Ma to eight years in the slammer for shooting a woman outside a NYC nightclub. She had faced up to 25 years.

Remy, whose real name is Reminisce Smith, cried as she heard the sentence, claiming last summer's shooting was an "accident." Her lawyer says he'll appeal.
Adding more ridiculousness to her drama, correction officers at Rikers Island say they called off Remy's weekend wedding at the jail after her fiance, rapper Papoose, tried to sneak in a handcuff key! He was kicked off the island and told he couldn't come back for six months. That's gonna hurt those conjugal visits!
Filed under: Celebrity Justice, Music
Posted May 13th 2008 12:35PM by TMZ Staff
There is a group of people Kid Rock loves more than strippers -- Boy Scouts. No, not like that.
Troop 631 of the Oviedo Boy Scouts in Orlando, Fl. had their $5,600 trailer stolen, which contained $4,000 in camping gear as well. Kid Rock read about the heist -- he happened to be in town on tour -- and told the troop he would cut a check to help them make their summer camping trip to Tennessee.
Hopefully he didn't pay it all in singles.
Filed under: Music
Posted May 13th 2008 12:20PM by TMZ Staff
Just because Suge Knight got knocked on his ass this weekend, doesn't mean people are just going to start talking smack about him.

Jay-Z and Diddy both dodged our Suge questions going in and out of Butter in NYC last night. When you're over 6' tall and and pushing 350 bills, it takes more than one punch to make people stop being afraid of you.
Filed under: Fights
