Kate vs. Drew: Who'd You Rather?!
Kate Beckinsale, 36, and Drew Barrymore, 34, had a laugh at the same event in L.A. this week.
Question is ...
Filed under: Who'd You Rather?
Bowzer in Sha Na Na: 'Memba Him?!
Jon Bauman is best known as Bowzer from the band and TV series "Sha Na Na." Guess what he looks like now!
Filed under: Music, Beauty, 'Memba Them?!
Lindsay's Dad Served in Gosselin Lawsuit
When Michael Lohan returns home from his trip to Boston this weekend, he'll have a present waiting for him -- courtesy of the lawyers at TLC.
Lohan tells TMZ he has been subpoenaed to testify in TLC's breach of contract lawsuit against Jon Gosselin. Lohan says he was contacted by a process server on Friday. He says he told the process server he was out of town, but that he accepts the papers and that she can leave them at his house.
Michael says he hasn't seen the papers yet.
TLC is suing Gosselin, claiming he broke his deal with TLC when he began taking money to appear on other shows and talking about "Jon & Kate" without proper permission.
Filed under: Celebrity Justice, Jon & Kate
Britney Spears -- Nowhere to Go But Up
After being slammed by Aussie fans, media, and politicians for her first concert, Britney Spears left her hotel in Perth this morning to get ready for her second show there.
All Britney needs is a little support and she'll be fine.
Filed under: Paparazzi Photo, Britney Spears
Winans' Ex to Oprah: Thanks for the Bebe Ban
Debra Winans couldn't be happier that Oprah Winfrey banned her ex-husband Bebe from the "O" show until his domestic violence case plays out ... and now Debra's giving Oprah a nice pat on the back over her decision.
Debra gave the following statement to TMZ:
"It further demonstrates the fact that Oprah continues to be a strong voice against domestic violence and that she's willing to take the steps necessary to defend the defenseless."
It all started when Bebe -- who was charged with assaulting Debra back in '08 -- was allowed to pimp out his new album on "Oprah" last month.
Debra told us she was "upset" at Oprah about Bebe's appearance -- especially after O took a stand against domestic violence earlier this year by refusing to let Chris Brown on her show.
Prisoner: I Impregnated Kate G. & Octomom
An Indiana prisoner claims his swimmers are responsible for Kate Gosselin's eight AND Octomom Nadya Suleman's latest litter ... and now he wants his supposed spawn to come live with him in lockdown. 
In the most entertaining handwritten court papers you'll ever read, Jonathan Lee Riches -- who has filed many lawsuits against celebs in the past -- wants custody of the Gosselin kids, the Suleman kids, John Edwards' love child, all the kids on "ABC's 'All My Children'" and Bristol Palin's child "which Bristol kidnapped from Linda Tripp."
In the awesome papers, filed in Illinois, Riches claims he met Kate "at a Harrisburg Long John Silvers over octopuss" -- and when Kate went to a fertility clinic in 2002, his "sperm was added to the mix."
More awesome lines included in the papers:
-- "TLC stands for Torturing Little Children."
-- "Jon Gosselin is really a woman on steroids."
-- "I sued Black History Month."
There's much more awesomeness to be had ... JUST READ THE PAPERS.
Filed under: Jon & Kate
Jon Gosselin -- Out of His League in Hawaii
It's the perfect way to make a World Series loser feel like a winner ... invite Jon Gosselin to your wedding.
TMZ has learned Gosselin is flying to Hawaii this weekend to attend the wedding of Philadelphia Phillies outfielder Shane Victorino.
Is there such a thing as strike four?
Filed under: Talk Sports
Rihanna -- Chris Thought He Was Invincible
Rihanna feels Chris Brown had "no limits" because fame came to him at such a young age -- and that may have played a role in the brutal beating earlier this year. 
Rihanna told Diane Sawyer on "20/20" last night, "Fame came to Chris very young ... You're a kid and the word 'no' doesn't exist? You become invincible. There's no right or wrong, you just do."
RiRi also said she hasn't heard Chris' "apology" song and thinks his apology video online looked like he was reading from a teleprompter.
Filed under: Rihanna, Chris Brown
That Guy in 'New York Undercover': 'Memba Him?
Michael DeLorenzo is best known for playing Det. Eddie Torres on the '90s TV series "New York Undercover." Guess what he looks like now!
Filed under: TV, 'Memba Them?!
DMX Demands Boxing Promoters Fix His Fight
DMX wants to get into the boxing ring and prove to everyone that he's still a tough guy, but there was a serious catch -- he'll only do it if the promoters can somehow MAKE the other guy lose ... anyone smell a fix?! 
It's all over an upcoming celebrity fight in Alabama -- X signed on to fight some wannabe actor named Eric Martinez. But after he agreed to a 3-round fight, DMX had a few demands ...
X's manager, Nakia Walker, submitted an addendum to the rapper's original contract for the fight, stipulating: "Event Promoter and Management agree that [DMX] is scheduled to win Boxing Challenge."
Walker also added a line which read, "All parties agree this event has been scheduled to occur only in fun and that the artist involved is not a professional boxer."
The fight promoters, Thunder Promotions, refused to sign the addendum -- claiming they never agreed to fix anything. Now, DMX is threatening to back out and the promoters are looking for someone to replace the rapper while they also prepare a lawsuit for breach of contract.
DMX's rep tells us the rapper really does want to fight -- rigged or not -- but she's forcing his hand because "he's a hip hop artist, not a boxer."
Filed under: Celebrity Justice, Talk Sports
Metcalfe vs. Jenner: Who'd You Rather?!
Young Hollywood hunks Jesse Metcalfe, 30, and Brody Jenner, 26, bro'd out at the same event in Berlin on Thursday.
Question is ...
Filed under: Who'd You Rather?
Chris Jericho's Victim Picks a Fight
The guy Chris Jericho taunted on stage at the Sacramento Horror Film Festival isn't satisfied with just calling the wrestler an a-hole -- now he wants to settle things with the slur-slinger ... in a thumb-wrestling match.
Mr. Lobo issued a challenge to Chris Jericho to "wrassle" him with his thumb "anywhere, anytime" -- all because of the crap he had to put up with that came out of Jericho's drunken mouth.
It all looks like an innocent joke ... but we can't help but take something like this seriously when it involves -- as Mr. Lobo puts it -- "drunken celebrities embarrassing themselves and/or other people in public."
TMZ's Incredible Ink Contest 2 -- FINALS!
The ink filled photos flooded the TMZ newsroom for our biannual Incredible Ink Contest. So feast your eyes on these tattoo treasures.
Be sure to check back on Monday to help decide which pic will score the $250 prize and some secret gifts from TMZ!
**CLICK HERE for contest rules and regulations!**
Filed under: Photo Galleries
