Paris' Guru EXPOSED!

Paris GuruSo you didn't think Paris Hilton was phony enough? Her "Guru" that has supposedly changed her life is actually a Hollywood actor.

His name is Maxie Santillan. He's starred in tons of films and TV shows including "My Name is Earl" and "Pirates of the Caribbean." According to IMDB, Maxie's latest projects are all in "post production" so clearly he has enough free time to whore it up for Paris.

BTW, Maxie's MySpace profile quote makes it clear -- he's the perfect spiritual guide for Paris. It reads, "Burbank can kiss my a**."

Tags: actor, guru, Maxie Santillan, MaxieSantillan, paris hilton, ParisHilton

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46. For the love of God, with someone please squelch these two phony balonies?? Thanks

Posted at 10:19AM on Mar 4th 2008 by Anonymous

47. "RAMA LAMA DING DONG"....Where is that from????...it sounds familiar

Posted at 10:00AM on Mar 4th 2008 by Hmmmmm

48. Sunny....my computer was doing that the other day...was freekin me out!!

Posted at 10:01AM on Mar 4th 2008 by Hmmmmm

49. Hmmmm yeah it was your info that came up..Creepy

Posted at 10:03AM on Mar 4th 2008 by sunny

50. This guy also reminds me of that friend of Adam Sandlers in the movie with Drew Barrymore...."50 First Dates" or something set in Hawaii.

Posted at 10:05AM on Mar 4th 2008 by Hmmmmm

51. Another clue the guys was a fake... his "look" doesn't match his outfit. Buddhist monk's usually don't look like homeless people. Nor do Shaman's wear Buddhist monk robes. Poor Paris... I bet she was the brainchild of this publicity stunt, but she's too ignorant to do it right.

She makes me sick! I wonder if Benji can see through her BS or if he even cares?

Posted at 10:07AM on Mar 4th 2008 by PM

52. It has happened before but now PC is acting stupid,, then it happened again this morning..
Are TMZ hackers in hiding???

Posted at 10:06AM on Mar 4th 2008 by sunny

53. Sunny, OMG!!! Really????? Now THAT is creepy.....that crap always makes me feel like someone is hackin my computer. Don't worry....I'm just a "blog lizzard"...not a hacker....LOL I didn't do anything to get my info there....

Posted at 10:08AM on Mar 4th 2008 by Hmmmmm

54. Try deleting your cookies, temp files, etc.....after it happened to me I felt soooo creepy.......it hasn't happened for the past few days, though.

Posted at 10:11AM on Mar 4th 2008 by Hmmmmm

55. Really now, I didn't need TMZ to tell me this guy was an actor and Paris is a phony....... Is everyone out there really that gullible????

Posted at 10:12AM on Mar 4th 2008 by Tara

56. "Rama lama ding dong" = do wop song + critizal name for "Zen Master Rama" (nee Fredric Lenz), an '80's guru who died of AID by drowning himself off the dock of his large Connecticut estate with his dog's collar around his neck = phony baloney = Paris's "guru"/bit part actor

Posted at 10:13AM on Mar 4th 2008 by Rama Lama Ding Dong

57. I have gotten other ppls info as well,, it is safe with me..Lol

Posted at 10:13AM on Mar 4th 2008 by sunny

58. I will try that Hmmm...Thanks for the info
can't lose my daily 'fix'..

Posted at 10:16AM on Mar 4th 2008 by sunny

59. RAMA....where is "gonna get myself a new guru, etc" from....which song???

Posted at 10:23AM on Mar 4th 2008 by Hmmmmm

60. No problem, sunny....thanks!! LOL

Posted at 10:20AM on Mar 4th 2008 by Hmmmmm

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