Carrot Top is Lovely

The loveliness that is Carrot Top appeared at "Live with Regis and Kelly" in this charming college ensemble, revealing his finely shaped limbs and stunning black nail polish that's so hot this season! Girlfriend's been working out!

Wearing chic pancake base, Carrot Top proved that the only thing more sculpted than his shoulders -- are his brows! Flawless! The buffalo-armed prop comic's signature Bozo hair has taken on Orphan Annie proportions.

It's a hard knock life!






Tags: bozo, carrot top, CarrotTop, kelly, regis, shoulders, working out, WorkingOut

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61. He's a perfect example of someone on steroids. Besides the body, the face is a dead giveaway.

Is he gay? Does a bear s**t in the woods?

Posted at 1:35PM on Sep 27th 2007 by TBA

62. He doesn't dress nice enough to be gay. IMO

Posted at 1:42PM on Sep 27th 2007 by swell

63. not just Steroids kids, those shoulders scream SYNTHOL.

Posted at 1:45PM on Sep 27th 2007 by Jimmy Slade

64. I live in Vegas... I have a friend who has seen him very recently working out. She told me he looked freakishly weird with the huge arms and stuff... I don't know why he needs to look like this. He has a stand-up show at the Luxor... does he need to be buff for that???

Posted at 2:01PM on Sep 27th 2007 by Michelle

65. imo - it looks like he got those bicep implant things they have out these days for guys who are either too lazy to hit the gym or for some reason unable to psychially build up. his muscles are too uneven to be at all natural.

Posted at 2:04PM on Sep 28th 2007 by leigh

66. Its been proved that just about anything can be implanted. EVEN HIS 'MUSCLES'. I WOULD GET MY MONEY BACK IF I WERE HIM.

Posted at 2:02PM on Sep 27th 2007 by SANDY

67. He looks like that spongebob eposide where he bought the fake blow up arms to be buff and fit in at the juice bar. Time to back that work out train up there CT. Plus, lay off the girly makeup or invest that money in a gender change operation.

Posted at 2:02PM on Sep 27th 2007 by Kim

68.
He appears to be taking a bodybuilding drug called Synthol. All of the signs are apparent.

I demand a government investigation of prop comedy and steroid abuse!!!

Posted at 2:05PM on Sep 27th 2007 by mat

69. what the hell????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????

Posted at 2:24PM on Sep 27th 2007 by oh ick!

70. hmmmmmmmm, let's see.......steroids???? How about starting to work out the lower limbs this time.....? At least he will look more proportioned!!!!!!!

Posted at 2:36PM on Sep 27th 2007 by roses

71. Carrot top is a very clever, inventive, sometimes funny, professional and upbeat dude. Props.
He seemed like he knew how to be a good friend when he hung out with Gene Simmons on Family Jewels. That being said, his muscles are so over the top, oversized, over 'cut' and out of proportion for his build that they look completely unnatural and even freakish. I always ask myself what a person is overcompensating for when they appear to be doing something to an extreme like that. He was already good enough the way he was. Great to be fit and all, but this kind of extreme muscular overdevelopment is like the diametrical opposite of anorexia.

Posted at 2:28PM on Sep 27th 2007 by Regardless

72. OMG !!! G-R-O-S-S !!!! He always disgusts me with his demeanor and looks, BUT....he DOES look deformed !! It looks like his biceps are on his shoulders !!! He doesn't really have any big biceps to speak of...I think he got a bad batch of steroids !!

Posted at 2:55PM on Sep 27th 2007 by laalaa

73. If the Airlines lose his luggage is there still a show?

Posted at 2:38PM on Sep 27th 2007 by Bobo Justice

74. To #67...I almost fell out of my chair when I read this post...it's so true about that spongebob episode....LMMFAO!!!!

This dude needs to start working on the bottom half of his body before he tips over....I guess he didn't see that Oprah episode when that dude got so big that his dam arm exploded.....what is the point people, really?

Posted at 2:48PM on Sep 27th 2007 by Poo-nanny!

75. Carrot top is a classic example of overinjecting steriods into the same muscle group, such as the shoulders. Baseball players prefer the forearms.

Posted at 5:19PM on Sep 27th 2007 by Ed

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