Carrot Top is Lovely

The loveliness that is Carrot Top appeared at "Live with Regis and Kelly" in this charming college ensemble, revealing his finely shaped limbs and stunning black nail polish that's so hot this season! Girlfriend's been working out!

Wearing chic pancake base, Carrot Top proved that the only thing more sculpted than his shoulders -- are his brows! Flawless! The buffalo-armed prop comic's signature Bozo hair has taken on Orphan Annie proportions.

It's a hard knock life!






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31. Looks like he's been injecting Synthol into his shoulders. Check this link.
http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/uk/health/article1782095.ece

Posted at 11:40AM on Sep 27th 2007 by Gavin S.

32. from the neck down,he doesn't look half bad.

Posted at 11:45AM on Sep 27th 2007 by CJ

33. He makes one fugly woman bodybuilder-- WTF?!?! Put the needle down... walk away... and the nailpolish, too -- idiot.

Posted at 11:46AM on Sep 27th 2007 by Indy

34. He's ready for the "Don't Kick Sand in My Face Tour" sponsored by Charles Atlas.

Posted at 11:53AM on Sep 27th 2007 by wasted days and wasted nights

35. NFLBOY 4965 #30: I DON'T KNOW WHERE YOU'RE COMING FROM. BUT, I, FOR ONE, AM NOT JEALOUS IN THE LEAST OF CARROT TOP. HE LOOKS EMBARRASSINGLY CONFUSED OR LIKE A SIDE-SHOW FREAK, TO ME. WHO COULD BE JEALOUS OF THAT?

Posted at 11:54AM on Sep 27th 2007 by ME

36. Hey carrot ..you use to be a skinny geek.now your a geek w/shoulders...got tired of getting beat up ...no body can hurt you now....mighty carrot

Posted at 11:57AM on Sep 27th 2007 by ickabod

37. nothing like a beefed up tranny.

Posted at 11:56AM on Sep 27th 2007 by carlitasway

38. I Wonder if his pubies are all orangie and crazy curly too. I'd totally do him. i think he looks like delicious orange whip..

Posted at 12:00PM on Sep 27th 2007 by FIRE CROTCH

39. Poor Carrot Top! He needs to make up his mind which sex he wants to be! He is looking freakish. It's like mish mash of ideas that don't work. While he has the right to do whatever he wants, it looks like what's going on inside reflects on the outside and the news isn't good!

Posted at 12:04PM on Sep 27th 2007 by Ding Dang Y'all

40. MAYBE THAT JERSEY CARROT TOP HAS ON IS REALLY FOR THE, "JOHNS-HOPKINS," BASKETBALL LEAGUE, WHERE CARROT TOP MUST GO EVERY SUMMER FOR HIS, "LAB RAT," DUTIES.

Posted at 12:04PM on Sep 27th 2007 by ME

41. Carrot Top is not gay - his girlfriend is probably hotter than any of the people on here that make that comment. He is also not confused about what he is - you are.

Posted at 12:09PM on Sep 27th 2007 by Britney ROCKED...

42. Those are the most un-natural shoulders I ever seen. Good god.. Carrot Top, you must of got some kind of implants or are injecting your shoulders with something. People you dont get like that from just working out.

Posted at 12:32PM on Sep 27th 2007 by Ugly

43. WTF is up with carrot top, does she even LOOK in a mirror. she is so HIDEOUS!!!!!!!!!!!!! complete freak! i do not understand the mess that is carrot top!

Posted at 12:15PM on Sep 27th 2007 by kim

44. EEEWWW!!! Someone needs to sit him down and explain the finer points of PROPORTIONS. Not counting the make up, the hair and the clothes.. he STILL looks DISGUSTING!

Posted at 12:34PM on Sep 27th 2007 by Another Nobody

45. #41, chris crocker is that you?!?!?!!?!?

carot top isnt confused?!!?!? i think you are confused! THAT is a mess!!!!!

Posted at 12:17PM on Sep 27th 2007 by kim

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