Bridget Moynahan's Belly Takes Aim

46. Interestingly enough, when Tom Brady knocked up this beautiful specimen of woman, his mutated super-sperm caused an NFL legal sized Wilson football to grow from the hand of his apparently giant offspring. Upon the child's birth, he will immediately be inserted as the third string QB of the Arizona Cardinals, but only so that they give him a year to fit into the system, as he will already have more talent than the rest of his teammates combined. When the child is seven, he will lead the Cards to the Super Bowl against his father's Patriots, where his followers will rally chant of "Why did you leave us, daddy?", but still fall short. After the game, Brady will be presented with the MVP trophy and point at his bastard son and laugh as the beautiful Gisele runs up to him in a sweet embrace along with his legitimate child.

Posted at 3:43PM on Aug 10th 2007 by Vince

47. Those that say the shirt is too tight have never been pregnant! In the old days, women would wear a pregnancy girdle under the big oversized shirts to support the weight of the baby. A tight T actually works better for support than to have to wear the girdle wrap.

She looks GREAT! With such a big baby, I hope her labor doesn't last long.

Posted at 12:44AM on Aug 10th 2007 by Candy

48. She looks good -- a beautiful woman. Unfortunately, she decided to have this baby without the father. I don't give a crap what people say, children do better with fathers. I think she is one of those pathetic women who feel they need to have a child to feel "complete."

Posted at 12:57AM on Aug 10th 2007 by Frybread

49. Bridget Moynahan is a slut. She should have included Tom Brady in her plans. Now I am sure she plans to sue him for child support. Pathetic.

Posted at 4:33AM on Aug 10th 2007 by mel

50. I CANNOT believe all the negative comments about her being a single mother! It's 2007, not 1907!!! What do you base that crap on? Someone you know or heard of who was raised by a single parent and turned out bad? Then consider this, Paris Hilton's and Britney Spear's parents are still married. Jeffrey Dahmer grew up with both his parents and he turned out to be a cannibalistic, serial killing necrophiliac. If I reasoned like you, I'd say, BAN ALL NUCLEAR FAMILIES!!! They obviously produce freaks, as shown by these three examples.

Posted at 8:42AM on Aug 10th 2007 by paula

51. GO PATS !!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted at 10:10AM on Aug 10th 2007 by Mary from Milford Massachusetts

52. Looks like the nose of a "Tomahawk" missile.

Posted at 9:42AM on Aug 10th 2007 by Roger C

53. if she doesn't need his money....if I was her...I would not ask for any money...not put him on the birth certicate....give the baby my name.....and forget about him...would be alot less stressful in the end

Posted at 11:34AM on Aug 10th 2007 by Karen

54. Maybe she's doing her own version of the quarterback sneak. You have to wonder whether Bridget knew that things were ending between Tom Brady and herself and decided to "pull the goalie" before they broke up.

Posted at 2:28PM on Aug 10th 2007 by Paolo

55. Past research indicates that the bulk of unwed births are to young women, typically in their 20s, who are not college-educated and are not prospering. There's also a mountain of evidence to suggest that children raised by such single mothers are at an increased risk for virtually every social problem you can think of--poverty, crime, drug use, etc.--including single parenthood.

Princeton Prof. Sara McLanahan directs the Fragile Families and Child Wellbeing Study, which was begun to track 5,000 single mothers who gave birth between 1998 and 2000. Many were romantically involved when the study began, and many spoke approvingly of marriage. Several years on, however, few are wed, and their children often have experienced the stress of churning relationships. More and more, Ms. McLanahan says, "you're beginning to see these households composed of a mother and three children and three different ex-partners . . . and this is turning into a situation where children are being raised in very unstable families."

http://opinionjournal.com/taste/?id=110009324

Posted at 4:01PM on Aug 10th 2007 by expert citation

56. Having delivered 4 - 10 lb babies.............I say ouch! Tom B. has been a real disappointment. If I didn't have my husband to help with the constant demands of a newborn; I would have possibly been close to a nervous breakdown. She has enough money to buy help. Not the same as a loving spouse. I hope the best for her.....she has no idea what she's in for!!!! Liza

Posted at 4:37PM on Aug 10th 2007 by Liza

57. Stewie!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted at 1:58AM on Aug 12th 2007 by bob

58. I so agree #51. She can just view him as her donor. Donor Tom. I'm from Boston and I hope he gets sacked in the pre-season and that he's out for the rest of the season. Would serve him right. What an ego. And lose the friggin' yankee cap. Does he not know who he plays for??? I know I would have no opinion of their situation if he wasn't off gallivanting with the Brazilian chick. What a slap in her face.

Posted at 10:05PM on Aug 14th 2007 by Elise

59. This is how I look right now - ready to pop! I am due any day, as well. By the way, she probably IS wearing a maternity top, but it's at that stage in the pregnancy where NOTHING FITS anymore.
Also - I think she is very brave for having this baby. I know I couldn't do it alone and I am disgusted by the individuals who think "poor Tom Brady" if he has to pay child support. He had fun screwing her - now he can have fun paying for the child.

Posted at 5:07PM on Aug 12th 2007 by Tammy

60. So is Tom planning on getting under there and taking the snap ya think?

Posted at 11:01PM on Aug 12th 2007 by simbo