Paris -- Saving the World, One Accessory at a Time

16. The best way for parass herpes to give back to society what society is due is to drop dead!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Allowing parass herpes to breath just wastes oxygen for some normal person to breath. parass buying shoes requires the slaughter of an entire herd of cattle.

Posted at 2:39PM on Aug 7th 2007 by Big Bear

17. Joy - you are an idiot. Post when you turn 13.

Posted at 3:02PM on Aug 7th 2007 by Spurs

18. How sweet of Paris to find time for her young fans! She has a sweet smile as well!

Posted at 3:43PM on Aug 7th 2007 by Britney The desperate ho

19. Hey Big Bear,

Still ROTFL at that one! Here comes PETA again! MOO! MOO!

Her "Nastiness" is definitely fraternizing amongst her peers.

Posted at 4:24PM on Aug 7th 2007 by Parass Sux

20. Eh, I bet her publicist paid off those kids to pretend they like her. I really doubt they watched her sex tape or The Simple Life.

Posted at 6:06PM on Aug 7th 2007 by LIZ

21. WHY does she have a drivers license?

Posted at 5:33PM on Aug 7th 2007 by Kat

22. She's really into the leopard suits of late, must be trying to steal someone's ID again. Paris and children....um her advice "do what ever you want and just lie, smile and pay people off" works really well.

Then when your ex-friends get pregnant never wish them well until you read you're a bitch on TMZ. Expect it soon Nicole.

Posted at 5:59PM on Aug 7th 2007 by Minnie me

23. PARIS WHITNEY HILTON 17 FEBRUARY 1981
THE TOWER OF THE CENTER OF CASTLE THAT FLIES MUST BE TO FORM
OF HEART
TI AMO PIU DI PRIMA
BY
CONTINO MAURIZIO 17 FEBRUARY 1980 NAPOLI

Posted at 7:18PM on Aug 7th 2007 by CONTINO MAURIZIO 17 FEBRUARY 1980

24. I THINK PARIS HILTON IS VERY CUTE AND NICE I REALLY HATE WHEN PEOPLE TALK BOUT HER DONT THEY HAVE SOMETHING ELSE LIKE CRITIZE THEMSELFS

Posted at 9:38PM on Aug 7th 2007 by guy

25. Please use proper word choice... I don't know if Paris has ever perused anything in her entire life. http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/peruse

Posted at 11:41PM on Aug 7th 2007 by S

26. I read posts by Hilton fans that call her non-fans words like “losers,” “jerks,” etc. Those are the same words of disdain that Paris has used herself to describe people who live the same lifestyles as her fans, and any others who are not wealthy or are of a certain social status. And these fans want to give Paris their money and buy the products she endorses? Right.

Posted at 5:36AM on Aug 8th 2007 by May

27. Ohmygod -- that is so cheap!

Posted at 6:27AM on Aug 8th 2007 by George

28. Isn't her License supposed to be SUSPENDED?

Posted at 6:15PM on Aug 13th 2007 by Reality Chick

29. It's so sad that somebody as rich, popular and influential as Paris CAN be, spends her life wasted....Such a waste! She is in a position both financially and socially to really be SOMEBODY and do SOMETHING GOOD for this earth and the less fortunate people who live on it with her. Instead she acts like she's the only life on earth that counts.....It's a realy shame to have such a pathetic existence. Wonder what she would do if her trust fund was totally taken away? The poor thing might not even know how to bathe herself!

Posted at 4:43PM on Aug 9th 2007 by Moon Bear

30. Stop with 'ex-con' already. It's played-out, tired.
Why must you be so nasty? You're the #$%$# who records her every move.
She's just being Paris . . .

Posted at 3:39PM on Aug 11th 2007 by GC