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Artie Lange: Coke? Booze? Lohan Should Be President!

Posted Jul 31st 2007 8:55AM by TMZ Staff

Screw rehab! Howard Stern's favorite right-hand boozehound, Artie Lange, thinks Lindsay Lohan should be hitting up the campaign trail! He might be on to something...


TMZ caught up with the self-appointed guru of addiction in Vegas at Beacher's Madhouse over the weekend, where he bestowed some invaluable advice on the DUI princess, including this little nugget; "Stay away from getting a bad line of coke that will make your heart explode." Sage.

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91. Boohoo! Little Lohan is no drugs! What are we going to do?!?!
.... Listen to the Howard Stern Show, that's what!!! Artie! We need more people like you!

Posted at 4:24PM on Jul 31st 2007 by Anderson

92. Artie! Artie! Artie!!! you were freakin AMAZING in Vegas, baby!

Posted at 4:26PM on Jul 31st 2007 by Larry

93. @Isabelle
She likes the attention, girl. Lohan was all kinds of jealous that Paris, Kate Holmes, etc were getting more of the spotlight than she. I do agree, she should of chosen something more worthy for headlines than a criminal record :P

Posted at 4:41PM on Jul 31st 2007 by Montel

94. Lohan is a druggie!! omg what happened... oh ya thats the money... ugh what a waste of a good looking girl. Artie is the sexiest man alive.

Posted at 4:31PM on Jul 31st 2007 by torrie

95. Jeff Beacher did a good job of getting Artie Lange for the Madhouse last Sat. Such a great show I"m glad I didn't miss it. It's something I won't soon forget.

Posted at 4:49PM on Jul 31st 2007 by Whatta Waste

96. Hmmmm what to say about lohan... Lets start with maybe Artie should be your dealer. At least he knows how not to get caught! Artie is a damn funny guy i think everyone should just take in some of what he has to say sometimes. Beacher you are awesome for having Artie. Go Stern show!!

Posted at 5:52PM on Jul 31st 2007 by chuck

97. this clip was really funny, i never knew who this guy was but hes great!

Posted at 4:37PM on Jul 31st 2007 by Cynthia

98. It's so easy to pick on Lindsey that we won't stop seeing jokes about her till she does OD. Even then the jokes will keep on rolling in.

Posted at 4:58PM on Jul 31st 2007 by Funkydellic

99. Hmmmm what to say about lohan... Lets start with maybe Artie should be your dealer. At least he knows how not to get caught! Artie is a damn funny guy i think everyone should just take in some of what he has to say sometimes. Beacher you are awesome for having Artie. Go Stern show!!

Posted at 5:52PM on Jul 31st 2007 by chuck

100. I hope we see Artie get his own show. Don't get me wrong, Howard Stern is great but Artie doesn't need him to be funny. He's famous enough that he could do whatever and get along just fine. Maybe he could replace Craig Killborn or Carson Dailey. THOSE guys suck big time.

Posted at 4:59PM on Jul 31st 2007 by Johnny G

101. Artie Lange should come to the northwest next :D :D :D

Posted at 4:43PM on Jul 31st 2007 by Nancy

102. To bad Lohan has made some bad mistakes... We all have. Oh well. Artie makes it some of the funniest material ive heard out of him. Cudos i love it.

Posted at 4:43PM on Jul 31st 2007 by Annie

103. This guy is so great! I wishI could of seen the vegas show, i hear good things!

Posted at 4:44PM on Jul 31st 2007 by Candace

104. I'm glad Artie can joke about the most annoying things that come to headlines now a days. it's kind of refreshing :D

Posted at 4:47PM on Jul 31st 2007 by Gipsy

105. I just wanna see Artie Lange and the whole Howard Stern group hang Lindsey by her feet and use her like a pinata. That would be good comedy.

Posted at 4:48PM on Jul 31st 2007 by Karl

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