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Artie Lange: Coke? Booze? Lohan Should Be President!

Posted Jul 31st 2007 8:55AM by TMZ Staff

Screw rehab! Howard Stern's favorite right-hand boozehound, Artie Lange, thinks Lindsay Lohan should be hitting up the campaign trail! He might be on to something...


TMZ caught up with the self-appointed guru of addiction in Vegas at Beacher's Madhouse over the weekend, where he bestowed some invaluable advice on the DUI princess, including this little nugget; "Stay away from getting a bad line of coke that will make your heart explode." Sage.

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76. Lohan would be a better Pres than the one we got now! I don't think many people can even argue that fact. I'd actually rather see ARTIE run for president!!!

ARTIE FOR PRESIDENT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted at 3:58PM on Jul 31st 2007 by SinCityKid

77. No! I had no idea Artie was performing at Beachers! Im so mad I missed it! The madhouse alone is just a really kick ass show- but with artie im sure they blew the roof off the hard rock!!

Posted at 4:00PM on Jul 31st 2007 by kelly

78. I wish Artie would do more about Lindsay... she needs to realize shes a star.

Posted at 4:00PM on Jul 31st 2007 by chris

79. I think Artie Lange at Beacher's Madhouse is way more headline worthy than Linsday's 'Opps, she did it again!'

Posted at 4:57PM on Jul 31st 2007 by Terrance

80. Fill the Grand Canyon with coke and toss her in... never have to hear from her again hahah.

Posted at 4:04PM on Jul 31st 2007 by TadBit

81. Artie should actually interview Lohan on the Stern show :D

Posted at 4:03PM on Jul 31st 2007 by Elisa

82. Someone said that I was dating that waste of flesh?? I guess I wish I was hahah!

Posted at 4:05PM on Jul 31st 2007 by Brad Lohan

83. I second the notion of Artie doing more Lindsay... Open the gir's eyes up a bit.

Posted at 4:05PM on Jul 31st 2007 by Tracee

84. Ya Artie was awesome at the joint in the hardrock. I hope to see him again. Forget about Lindsay her time will pass.

Posted at 4:07PM on Jul 31st 2007 by lee

85. Artie!!! WAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!! We totally love you!

Posted at 4:08PM on Jul 31st 2007 by Mattie

86. I LOVED the show on Saturday. Artie is so funny, really enjoyable. And Jeff

Posted at 4:09PM on Jul 31st 2007 by nic

87. Breacher and Artie were both very entertaining! I was so glad to get to go to the show on Saturday!

Posted at 4:11PM on Jul 31st 2007 by Jay

88. Hahahahaha!!!! Artie is the man of the hour! Though, I'd rather vote Lange for '08 :D

Posted at 4:15PM on Jul 31st 2007 by Ann

89. Lohan is all kinds of gross... I hope she realizes someday what she's doing to herself... or comedians like Artie are going to give her hell :D

Posted at 4:18PM on Jul 31st 2007 by Ambar

90. How sad that this girl gets picked on so bad, she should of made better decisions in her life.

Posted at 4:35PM on Jul 31st 2007 by Isabelle

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