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Artie Lange: Coke? Booze? Lohan Should Be President!

Posted Jul 31st 2007 8:55AM by TMZ Staff

Screw rehab! Howard Stern's favorite right-hand boozehound, Artie Lange, thinks Lindsay Lohan should be hitting up the campaign trail! He might be on to something...


TMZ caught up with the self-appointed guru of addiction in Vegas at Beacher's Madhouse over the weekend, where he bestowed some invaluable advice on the DUI princess, including this little nugget; "Stay away from getting a bad line of coke that will make your heart explode." Sage.

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61. Cocaine!!! Cocaine!!! Cocaine!!! oh look theres lindsay lohan!!! psht grow the hell up kid. Lange is the man i wish more of you saw everything like he did! Rock on Lange!!

Posted at 3:37PM on Jul 31st 2007 by Day

62. I think Lindsay should go on the Maury Show hehe! 'Celebs who can't stop shoveling.'

Posted at 3:38PM on Jul 31st 2007 by Lucy

63. All I know is Lindsey is as hot as any girl in the press right now. She isn't doing anything wrong just like Artie says. She's just a "kid." It's not like she's smuggling coke across the border in her bra. She's doing what every other celeb is doing... BEING A CELEB!! Rock on Artie! I can't wait to see you do your stand up bit again.

Posted at 3:40PM on Jul 31st 2007 by KillaKing

64. Lange, you shoud be Lohan's dealer! j/k! j/k!
WE LOVE YOU, ARTIE!

Posted at 3:40PM on Jul 31st 2007 by George

65. OMG i love Artie!!! Beachers Madhouse is the bomb. Stop fussing about Lindsay and her cocaine and focus on the funner things in life!

Posted at 3:42PM on Jul 31st 2007 by brad

66. Artie Lange is the man!

Posted at 3:42PM on Jul 31st 2007 by Danny

67. I don't find what Lohan is doing wrong, really. I mean, look at all the latest Hollywood sheilas... All in jail for some reason or another :D

Artie is just speaking the truth. He's amazingly honest!

Posted at 3:43PM on Jul 31st 2007 by Brittnay

68. The show on Sat was so awesome!! This skit has got nothin on the material he did then. Artie should have his own show even though Howard is cool too. Artie would do great on his own.

Posted at 3:50PM on Jul 31st 2007 by Burty B

69. OH YEAH THAT"S SO AWESOME!!! I LOVE YOU SO MUCH ARTIE!!!

Posted at 3:51PM on Jul 31st 2007 by Sue Franken

70. LIndsey for president? How about pull that little brat out of rehab and throw her in guantanimo bay. Then lets see how 'troubled' she is.

Posted at 3:46PM on Jul 31st 2007 by Kgirl

71. I saw Artie Lange at Beacher's Madhouse last Saturday, and I'm gonna have to tell ya... He's one awesome dude! He made me laugh so hard, I spat my drink all over the place (sorry for those who were sitting in front of me)!!!

Posted at 3:48PM on Jul 31st 2007 by Joshuah

72. I was surprised to see a straight up comedy show from Beachers Madhouse rather than the usual variety show. It was a good change of pace for the Madhouse crew but I can't wait to see the good old Beachers show.

Posted at 3:52PM on Jul 31st 2007 by Jetta

73. Since when did being addicted to coke become funny and cool? Its truly disgusting what happened to that girl, and now shes being reduced to being made fun of by the whole country!

Posted at 3:19PM on Oct 9th 2007 by heather

74. Artie is the King of Comedians!!!

Posted at 3:58PM on Jul 31st 2007 by Anthony

75. I'd rather have Artie Lange run for Prez than Lohan...kek!

Posted at 3:56PM on Jul 31st 2007 by no.ctrl

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