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Artie Lange: Coke? Booze? Lohan Should Be President!

Posted Jul 31st 2007 8:55AM by TMZ Staff

Screw rehab! Howard Stern's favorite right-hand boozehound, Artie Lange, thinks Lindsay Lohan should be hitting up the campaign trail! He might be on to something...


TMZ caught up with the self-appointed guru of addiction in Vegas at Beacher's Madhouse over the weekend, where he bestowed some invaluable advice on the DUI princess, including this little nugget; "Stay away from getting a bad line of coke that will make your heart explode." Sage.

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601. Artie I love you!

Posted at 7:59PM on Aug 1st 2007 by Tim

602. Artie have my babies!!!!!!!!!

Posted at 8:14PM on Aug 1st 2007 by Amanda Binterfill

603. Arties show on saturday was excellent, well done sir!

Posted at 8:14PM on Aug 1st 2007 by Chase

604. i wuv artie

Posted at 8:23PM on Aug 1st 2007 by mandy

605. Lindsey go back to rehab please!!!

Posted at 8:25PM on Aug 1st 2007 by Janet

606. I wanna see Beacher again! Him and Artie Lang are awesome man!

Posted at 8:27PM on Aug 1st 2007 by Preston

607. I want to hang out with Lang agian.. that guy is soo cool in person! Soo hilarious

Posted at 8:33PM on Aug 1st 2007 by Izzy Michealbeth

608. Artie rocks my world!

Posted at 8:48PM on Aug 1st 2007 by Harris T

609. artie is a sexy slob!!

Posted at 9:26PM on Aug 1st 2007 by Mary

610. Way to go Artie! Lohan for President!

Posted at 11:19PM on Aug 2nd 2007 by John Stamos

611. artie, keep it white? go diet somewhere, anywhere.

Posted at 12:12PM on Aug 16th 2007 by millie jackson

612. I love Artie. He my favorite in the current crop of celebrity drug addicts. Try not to die too soon Artie.

Posted at 1:16PM on Oct 11th 2007 by Derek

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