Artie Lange: Coke? Booze? Lohan Should Be President!
Screw rehab! Howard Stern's favorite right-hand boozehound, Artie Lange, thinks Lindsay Lohan should be hitting up the campaign trail! He might be on to something...
TMZ caught up with the self-appointed guru of addiction in Vegas at Beacher's Madhouse over the weekend, where he bestowed some invaluable advice on the DUI princess, including this little nugget; "Stay away from getting a bad line of coke that will make your heart explode." Sage.
