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Artie Lange: Coke? Booze? Lohan Should Be President!

Posted Jul 31st 2007 8:55AM by TMZ Staff

Screw rehab! Howard Stern's favorite right-hand boozehound, Artie Lange, thinks Lindsay Lohan should be hitting up the campaign trail! He might be on to something...

TMZ caught up with the self-appointed guru of addiction in Vegas at Beacher's Madhouse over the weekend, where he bestowed some invaluable advice on the DUI princess, including this little nugget; "Stay away from getting a bad line of coke that will make your heart explode." Sage.

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46. Some of you sheep are all the same. You aren't looking to laugh. You're looking to criticize anyone for anything to make yourselves feel better about the dump you live in and ugly wife and ugly kids with no money and a crap job . GET>>A>>>LIFE!!!

Posted at 5:33PM on Aug 1st 2007 by Dark1 2Nite

47. Artie rocked the Madhouse last Saturday in Vegas! He should of brought this up during the skit! Lohan is such a dog. Bring her down, coke! Bring her dooowwwn!

Posted at 3:19PM on Jul 31st 2007 by Marc

48. Artie wanna play a game with Sal & Richar?

Posted at 3:21PM on Jul 31st 2007 by Sal & Richard

49. Artie u Da man .. u da man ..

Posted at 3:20PM on Jul 31st 2007 by Sal & Richard

50. ....As if we didn't see this coming, guys...jeez! :D

Posted at 3:23PM on Jul 31st 2007 by Rodger

51. Hey Artie I want uer sis's undies

Posted at 3:25PM on Jul 31st 2007 by Sal

52. Artie I love UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

Posted at 3:24PM on Jul 31st 2007 by Wendy the retard

53. Artie .. say it aint so.. I love Lohan .. give me some coke too!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted at 3:24PM on Jul 31st 2007 by Eric the midgit

54. What u say Rodger? .. what did u see comin?

Posted at 3:26PM on Jul 31st 2007 by Eric the midgit

55. I love Artie! I love the Howard Stern show, I listen everyday!

Posted at 3:28PM on Jul 31st 2007 by LisaC

56. Give me a break! Lohan doesn't need anymore attention than she's already got... and certainly not a spot in the White House...

Posted at 3:30PM on Jul 31st 2007 by Ellen

57. I loved Arties performance on Saturday at the Madhouse! He was hilarious! I wish beacher would of been on stage a little longer, but still extremely enjoyable!!

Posted at 3:40PM on Jul 31st 2007 by Sarah

58. Lohan, you get an F in life :D

Artie is one awesome comedian!!! Everyone should listen to the Stern Show!

Posted at 3:33PM on Jul 31st 2007 by Arron

59. ugh lindsay is the crazy... throwing her money into drugs and drinks... hahaha Go artie!! Dont listen to them sayen your fat and what-not. your totally chill in my book keep it up. Go Beacher for having him.

Brilliance... Bloody Brilliance

Posted at 3:33PM on Jul 31st 2007 by ashley

60. If Lohan gets into office before...let's say... Paris Hilton; I'm moving to Canada. :D

Posted at 3:36PM on Jul 31st 2007 by Ethan

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