Artie Lange: Coke? Booze? Lohan Should Be President!

Posted Jul 31st 2007 8:55AM by TMZ Staff

Screw rehab! Howard Stern's favorite right-hand boozehound, Artie Lange, thinks Lindsay Lohan should be hitting up the campaign trail! He might be on to something...


TMZ caught up with the self-appointed guru of addiction in Vegas at Beacher's Madhouse over the weekend, where he bestowed some invaluable advice on the DUI princess, including this little nugget; "Stay away from getting a bad line of coke that will make your heart explode." Sage.

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1. Wow he's mot from L.A. he's a Lardass fatsfood raised american ...GROSS

Posted at 9:12AM on Jul 31st 2007 by Danial

2. Artie Lange is so sad. He shot up well over 100 lbs and I suspect will not be long for this world. Another dead fat comic like Chris Farley. I wonder after Atrie dies if those around him will be able to say they did enough to try to stop his slow suicide with drugs, food and booze? Artie -- please, man. Get clean and sober. Your killing yourself!

Posted at 9:13AM on Jul 31st 2007 by Ringer

3. OH NOES HE MADE A RACIST COMMENT OH NOES

Posted at 9:13AM on Jul 31st 2007 by spy

4. Artis is the effing man......waaaaaahhh im lindasy lohan and i screwed up....waaahhhhh.....GO ARTIE! BEER LEAGUE RULED!!!!!!! P.S. ralph is lame

Posted at 9:30AM on Jul 31st 2007 by Pink Taco Fist

5. ARTIE RULES, BUT HE WILL BE DEAD IN A YEARS

Posted at 9:30AM on Jul 31st 2007 by NYCriminal

6. Racist! Racist! Racist!,, Shame on you. Its okay to do drugs and drive drunk but just make sure when you have sex it's White???????????? Am I the only one out there that have a problem with this?

Posted at 10:35AM on Jul 31st 2007 by De

7. WHO IS THIS SLOB, AND WHY ISN'T HE BACK IN HIS TRAILER CAMP?

Posted at 10:37AM on Jul 31st 2007 by Brother Harold, S.J.

8. gummi bear?

Posted at 11:14AM on Jul 31st 2007 by celebrity.web.net

9. Artie will be dead soon, Damn he looks so bad.

Posted at 11:24AM on Jul 31st 2007 by Who

10. Artie Lange Rules !!

Posted at 11:37AM on Jul 31st 2007 by rob

11. Who is this fat disgusting blowhard? He looks like a bloated New Jersey longshore man.

Posted at 11:53AM on Jul 31st 2007 by thimel

12. HOO HOO I invented doing cocaine, right Robin?

Lindsey Lohan ripped me off.

Posted at 11:57AM on Jul 31st 2007 by Frank the Frowner

13. I guess it takes one train wreck to know another.

Posted at 12:00PM on Jul 31st 2007 by TBA

14. I haven't listened to Howard Stern since he went to satellite and had NO idea how bad things had gotten with Artie. He looks like hell -- whoever said he gain 100 lbs. looks to be about right. Does anyone know if he is still with his girlfriend Dana? I know at one point she was going to leave him if he didn't clean up his act and it's clear he hasn't.

Shame on Howard and the rest of his staff for not stepping in to help this man. He's the LAST person who should be dispensing advice to Lindsay Lohan!

Posted at 12:31PM on Jul 31st 2007 by ...

15. He just tipped the scales at 300 even last week (down from 303).

He and Dana are done, have been seen shortly after beer league. But from what he says, he's doing okay in the lady department.

Posted at 12:37PM on Jul 31st 2007 by Bill

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