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"Home Improvement" Star's House -- A Real S**thole

Once you get past the smell of s**t and piss, and cryptic messages spray-painted everywhere and massive holes smashed into the walls, Taran Noah Smith's former home isn't really that bad ......yeah, right.

TMZ got video of the house today -- the place Smith called home until the bank foreclosed on the property 10 days ago. The 4 bedroom/4 bath house is located in the L.A. suburb of Sherman Oaks. The wreckage inside is breathtaking.

The words "Please view this lesson in finality" were scrawled on one of the walls. Bitter, party of one! The real estate tear-sheet on the house reads, "Absolutely the worst house in a prime location," offered for a cool $1.149 mil!
Taran Smith
Smith recently divorced his wife, who is sixteen years his senior. Smith's lawyer told TMZ he doesn't think his client did all the damage, adding, "You can thank his golddigging ex-wife for the debacle he's in."

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91. HOW MUCH FOR THE HOUSE AS-IS

Posted at 3:55PM on Jul 18th 2007 by REPOMAN

92. I can't find a mention of him having a kid anywhere but here? Where do some of you get this info? In your dreams maybe?

Posted at 6:40PM on Jul 18th 2007 by hello, it\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\

93. This is your brain on soy. Eat meat

Posted at 7:06PM on Jul 19th 2007 by The dude

94. Another man ruined by a gold digging skank.

Posted at 10:08PM on Jul 18th 2007 by NubianGoddez

95. Everybody ! --- he is a drug addict and crazy, she is and was at the other side of the country. He is staging this for his divorce from her so her will not have to honor their marriage personally or financially...this guy needs professional help !!!

Posted at 2:00AM on Jul 19th 2007 by al

96. Hey kadintodd, stop butchering me. Oh, and bone up on your reading comprehension skills. When someone called "THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE" says "stop butchering me" that doesn't mean that any F-list actors know you exist. Or care. Or can understand what the hell "your tring 2 rite". Retard.

Oh, wait, you're using AOL. You really are a waterhead. Deepest apologizes on expecting too much from you. Nice helmet.

Posted at 12:01AM on Jul 19th 2007 by THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE

97. uh, okay. pretty sure he needs some professional help or something... he looks like he's not all there.

Posted at 12:26AM on Jul 19th 2007 by oooookay

98. This guy is an idiot! I knew this was going to happen! He defied his parents for the money he earned and then got married to some hippy gold-digging chick and NOW look what happened? I'm sure he is crawling back to his parents on his hands and knees right about now!

Posted at 1:29PM on Jul 19th 2007 by Jayne

99. I can't see this video, the wrong one keeps coming up....what's going on?

Posted at 12:31PM on Jul 23rd 2007 by Erin

100. It's funny how all of you can sit here and judge someone you don't even know. You all clearly have NO idea why he married Heidi and the problems he's had with him parents. The point is it's no ones business but, his. No one's perfect! Everyone here i'm sure has gone threw there share of hardships and embarassment, now just imagine it being publisied. LEAVE HIM ALONE! Your all grade a A-Hole's in my opinion.

Posted at 6:52PM on Jul 21st 2007 by Air

101. come on guys, u gotta feel sorry for him. he was young and i bet he regrets it now! His prob just a normal guy now who was famous a while ago.

Posted at 5:45AM on Jul 28th 2007 by Lyns

102. he is on drugs....she is not....he gets 40G's every 3 mos.....she gets nothing....they are still married....they have no children.....she has not lived with him in a long time.....who trashed the house? C'mon people......there are ALWAYS two sides to every story. He took Playfood....it was built on her ideas, and sweat. Mushrooms Taran????

Posted at 1:38PM on Aug 3rd 2007 by karma4u

103. I lived at that house with Taran and Heidi. I could tell TMZ and you all some interesting stories. Taran's lawyer stated that you can thank his gold digging ex-wife for the debacle he's in, well that may be partly true, but I will tell you that Taran had just as much to do with the collapse of the home that now needs so much improvement, not to mention the extreme makeover his financial life needs too. He partied too much and was not responsible enough. He did not know how to manage his money and was too easily influenced to spend his money foolishly by Heidi. It was a constant party laced with many business ideas and creative projects that never went anywhere for the most part. Taran's a good guy and has a great heart. I believe he will pull out of this. But the best thing that ever happened to him was the separation from his surrogate mom/girlfriend, Heidi Van Pelt. Though she also has a good heart deep down and can seem charming and fun on the surface, she is a snake that will turn around and bite you in the back the moment you are not looking. Taran's a good guy and has a great heart. I believe he will pull out of this. But the best thing that ever happened to him was the seperation from his surrogate mom/girlfriend, Heidi Van Pelt. Though she also has a good heart deep down and can seem charming and fun on the surface, she is a snake that will turn around and bite you in the back the moment you are not looking. Good luck Taran. Thanks for the fun and life changing times at 4121.

Posted at 9:20AM on Aug 16th 2007 by Spirulina

104. People gravitate toward the familiar. He grew up with worthless, user parents, who sucked upon his income because they couldn't support themselves. So naturally, he married someone not much different than them. The parents and the wife are so much alike, and their hatred for each other shouldn't fool anyone into thinking that they fundamentally differ.

Posted at 11:57AM on Aug 29th 2007 by James D

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