No Post-Pokey Party for Paris

46. nasty boil, thanks for ruining it, I was really hoping Harry Potter would kill paris with the candlestick

Posted at 1:45PM on Jun 22nd 2007 by paris' fans can be counted on two hands HAH!!

47. see item B:

http://news.findlaw.com/hdocs/docs/ent/cahilton43007mot14.html

Paris CAN'T DRINK for 90 days or it is back into jail for her.

Posted at 1:53PM on Jun 22nd 2007 by rickedmonds

48. Yeah but the interview thing didn't make it into the official orders... I don't think they can ignore the monitoring device attached to her so easily.

Posted at 2:04PM on Jun 22nd 2007 by rickedmonds

49. Technically, the "interviews" with Walters and Seacrest could be legally considered conversations with "friends" that were later reported on.

There was no video or audio of Paris from jail - that was the order.

Posted at 2:07PM on Jun 22nd 2007 by rickedmonds

50. "gonna let her decompress"

She's been in jail lady, not scuba diving!

Posted at 2:51PM on Jun 22nd 2007 by Greyhawk

51. paris's song The warden threw a party in the county jail.
The prison band was there and they began to wail.
The band was jumpin and the joint began to swing.
You shouldve heard those knocked out jailbirds sing.
Lets rock, everybody, lets rock.
Everybody in the whole cell block
Was dancin to the jailhouse rock.

Spider murphy played the tenor saxophone,
Little joe was blowin on the slide trombone.
The drummer boy from illinois went crash, boom, bang,
The whole rhythm section was the purple gang.
Lets rock, everybody, lets rock.
Everybody in the whole cell block
Was dancin to the jailhouse rock.

Number forty-seven said to number three:
Youre the cutest jailbird I ever did see.
I sure would be delighted with your company,
Come on and do the jailhouse rock with me.
Lets rock, everybody, lets rock.
Everybody in the whole cell block
Was dancin to the jailhouse rock.

The sad sack was a sittin on a block of stone
Way over in the corner weepin all alone.
The warden said, hey, buddy, dont you be no square.
If you cant find a partner use a wooden chair.
Lets rock, everybody, lets rock.
Everybody in the whole cell block
Was dancin to the jailhouse rock.

Shifty henry said to bugs, for heavens sake,
No ones lookin, nows our chance to make a break.
Bugsy turned to shifty and he said, nix nix,
I wanna stick around a while and get my kicks.
Lets rock, everybody, lets rock.
Everybody in the whole cell block
Was dancin to the jailhouse rock.

Posted at 3:09PM on Jun 22nd 2007 by michele

52. SHUT UP LOSERS! PARIS DID HER TIME! SHE KEEPS THE MONEY! IT IS AS SIMPLE AS THAT! SHE DESERVES THAT AND MORE! YOUR TAX DOLLARS AT WORK! IF YOU FEEL SO STRONGLY ABOUT CHARITY MAYBE YOU SHOULD GET A SECOND OR THIRD JOB!

Posted at 3:13PM on Jun 22nd 2007 by PARIS IS THE BEST AND WE LOVE HER!

53. smartest thing i have herd.. FREE PARIS!!!!!

Posted at 6:47PM on Jun 22nd 2007 by clint Owens

54. Interesting. I think we're seeing mature decisions on Paris & her family's part; this is something I thought I'd never see. I always said that having a Humungo party immediately after she got out (particularly since she's been saying she wanted to spend time helping others & really wanted to become a more mature person) was a horrible idea; it sends the exact wrong message. Now that there's to be no party, just a family get together, I think this sends the right message. Maybe paris is starting to grow up & become an adult (instead of a 26 year old baby). Maybe...

Posted at 7:41PM on Jun 22nd 2007 by Pay the price

55. 2. Fact of the matter still reamins. paris will bank of his time in jail and all haters will lose again. 1 million with NBC, 3 million with entertainment tonight.
Posted at 10:05AM on Jun 22nd 2007 by jj

You really need to stop gloating, you keep tempting fate and effffing things up for her every time.

Posted at 5:14PM on Jun 22nd 2007 by CJ

56. Like mother, like daughter...Kathy Hilton CAN NOT resist a camera or microphone. Have you ever heard her say "NO COMMENT", or "LEAVE US ALONE", or "REALLY, WE'RE JUST NOT THAT FASINATING"? I've always been curious; do you wonder if she drank heavily while she was preggers with her half wit?

Posted at 5:21PM on Jun 22nd 2007 by screamer

57. I'm so glad that Mrs. Hilton said this. I hope she is being honest. If Paris is truly trying to change her image it would be disastrous to have a large and garish party. I personally hope Paris has really changed and will be a large part of the charities she has mentioned wanting to get involved in. I also hope her partying days are behind her and she will focus more on a career and growing up to be a lovely and mature woman.

Posted at 5:43PM on Jun 22nd 2007 by DottieDame

58. White trash hillbilly ass family-BOYCOTT all things Hilton!

Posted at 4:47AM on Jun 23rd 2007 by All Freaks

59. good message to send to the rich,get drunk,get caught, make millions on talk shows.
this is not news! when was the last time you seen an ordinary person, with the same crime get out that soon and make a killing. just hope she is as lucky next time. she would not get over a year for a death.

Posted at 9:46PM on Jun 23rd 2007 by brandy

60. After all this the absolute last thing Paris needs is more publicity with CNN. Really, what she needs the most is to spend a few years out of the spotlight, for her sanity if for nothing else. I am not a fan but I can't imagine being watched all the time. Can't say I like her much, but why isn't anyone thinking of her welfare?

Posted at 11:47PM on Jun 25th 2007 by notsosane