Paris: I'm Ditching the Losers

TMZ has learned that Paris Hilton is telling people that she is going to change -- specifically setting out to do more work with charities and 86 the toxic people in her life. Our question -- who are those people?! Maybe she should start with these peeps:
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Brandon "Greasy Bear" Davis: Step one, decrease the Grease. As amusing as he is to us, Brandon's seven-day-a-week hard-partying, late night schedule might not help Paris to become more of a Goldilocks.

Britney Spears: Lose the flooze. Her box-flashing and nightclub hopping while her kids kick it with ... well, we don't really know who ... make her not so hot. While Brit continues to fall apart, she won't help Paris get her sh*t together.

Lindsay Lohan:
Heave-ho to LiLo. In-N-Out burgers, yes, in n' out of rehab, no. P-funk should hang with someone who has more stability than a boulder in a Road Runner cartoon.

Nicole Richie:
A more simple life wouldn't include her wrong-way co-star with her myriad legal dramas. She could end up behind bars as well. Paris really needs to move forward ... in the right direction!

Joe Francis:
The "Girls Gone Wild" convict isn't a paragon of virtue, and Paris should disassociate with anything that reminds the public of "porn" and Paris in the same breath.

Steve-O: Paris has enough jackasses in her life already, she might want to steer clear of one that smokes pot in front of cops.

On the other hand, there is one person in Paris' life that might be able to keep her on the straight and narrow in her size elevens:

Dakota Fanning:
Paris could learn a thing or two from the 13-year-old underage star: she doesn't drink, smoke or flash her panties ... yet. Plus, the juice boxes would do her body good.

Uh, that's about it.

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76. see paris is loved... See you at the protest.

Posted at 9:21PM on Jun 18th 2007 by PRETTY GIRLS

77. Dakota has so flashed her panties. In fact she just starred in a movie, Hounddog, and spent almost the whole time running around in her panties. Whenshe took them off in the movie to do a strip show she was raped.

Posted at 9:35PM on Jun 18th 2007 by King of Karolina

78. steve-o is my husband. he's a hot one. :]

Posted at 9:52PM on Jun 18th 2007 by alexis

79. Steve-O needs to be off this list. He's a very intelligent, intellectual, humorous, free fun-loving guy who is actually a very good influence. He's against hurting anyone but himself physically.

I would love to actually see Paris and Steve-O hook up. Too bad she's with that Josh guy, and he's with Kat Von D.

And to that poster that talked all that smack about Steve-O...you know not a damn thing about him.

Posted at 9:53PM on Jun 18th 2007 by Jax420

80. Easiest approach of all for her once she gets out of the slammer...tell all the losers she's broke, that daddy and mommy dearest have decided it's time for her to be on her own and pay her own way. LOL Watch the press loose interests and her "friends" drop like flies.

Then Paris should actually earn her own keep - no financial security net no matter what happens. She'd become a whole new woman.

Posted at 10:11PM on Jun 18th 2007 by SinCity

81. Keep Paris the HELL AWAY FROM little Dakota Fanning! OMG

Posted at 10:13PM on Jun 18th 2007 by WTF?

82. Response to posting: 61, by Genn, 17 June 2007, and 483, by “only anonymous…”. 17 June, 2007.

Thank you both for your response to my posts.

Firstly, I should like to thank you Genn for bringing to my attention your concerns regarding my comments seemingly ‘playing down what is going on in your country’. My comments were founded upon the assorted arguments posted upon TMZ.com, and reports on the electronic news media. My comments regarding the “judgemental stance” were, as I said, referring to the “cowards, who behind anonymity, take the moral high ground”, and unlike the fourth question viz., “… is the public outrage based upon the socio-economic status of the Hilton family?”, was ( only a question not to be considered as a comment expressing my opinion ) not implying that others, apart from those specified, held the same view. I have also heard that Paris Hilton “presents herself as a ‘role model’”, which, I agree, does raise a valid and worrying issue in respect to many young people emulating her, as well as other celebrities’ fashions and events. However, this issue is quite unrelated to the subject matter in question ss., the public vilification of Paris Hilton and her family.

One can try to understand the great loss your family suffered in losing a 16-year old young lady, through the carelessness of a motorist. The experience of being subjected to the pain, loss, and grief can only be realized by those directly effected. I would hope that I wont be perceived as depreciating the suffering, and grave loss, your family ( et alii ) endure, but a personal tragedy unassociated with another situation – as in the Paris Hilton case – can’t be used to support your argument suggesting that “…she did not accept blame for her actions and appeared to attempt to manipulate the legal system”. In the Hilton case there was, fortunately, no victim. One would hope that Paris Hilton has really “…accept(ed) blame for her actions”. And also hope that the arguments between the defence, prosecution, and the concluding decision ( of law ) were ( as one would expect of the American judicial laws of procedures and practices ) not a ‘manipulation of the legal system by Hilton’. In conclusion, thank you Genn for your polite response.

Secondly, Thank you “only anonymous” for your response to my posting. However, your sarcastic comments regarding my ecclesiastic title, arrogant assumptions, and sardonic remark regarding my website, deserve no response except to acknowledge that it is beyond daft.

All my postings on the internet regarding Paris Hilton were not in reference to her offences, matters at court, sentence and incarceration, but the harsh public vilification of Paris and her family.

Rev. Father Maximiadis
http://www.fathershomepage.com

Posted at 10:29PM on Jun 18th 2007 by Rev. Father Maximiadis

83. Paris, silence is golden. Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, do your time now baby and perhaps you could write all these thoughts down on paper and make sure to doodle on the pages. Then give those handwritten notes to MADD for auction and shazam, your halo is back in place. It might be a little tilted but you can still wear the halo Paris. Now you keep quiet and leave us alone now, we are all trying to get on with our lives.

Posted at 10:39PM on Jun 18th 2007 by zeldacanuck

84. Any young actress who desires to portray her is terminally clueless. If you don't want to be typecast as a bottom-dweller, don't ask to be paid to do it for a second. The public never forgets a transgression, that is why we hold our icons up so high. Class is everything, even
if you play banjo on a hillside. Do not Compromise!

Posted at 11:04PM on Jun 18th 2007 by mc

85. why can't paris go back to school and make new friends who aren't currently in "the business". whats wrong with that? education won't hurt anyone. BTW Didn't Paris seek out Brittney, LiLo to promote herself while she was watching them go down the tubes and smiling? made her look so innocent. Every picture I saw of Brittney making an ass of herself, shows Paris looking on with a smile. Sounds FISHY. Almost like she enjoys seeing little starlettes fall down.

Posted at 11:32PM on Jun 18th 2007 by watcher

86. Seems to me everyone that goes to jail or prison "sees the light" and starts praying and "changing." Let's see how long she keeps this up when she's out and about!

Posted at 11:46PM on Jun 18th 2007 by Molly

87. Why can she not continue to live as she has done before with the difference that she uses a driver?

She does not own people anything. She has money and we want to see a dump woman. (Maybe not all of us, but someone are watching her show, reading her book, buying her music) So in a way we get what we are paying for.

I have be reading about your present president - Bush. In 1976, he was arrested for DUI and lost his licence for almost two years (The fine was 150 dollars). Still he managed to turn his life around, when he was ready!!! He was not pushed. And he became - as we Europeans see it since he brought all that money to the G8 summit - one of the greatest presidents you ever had.

You have to give her space to party. She has to overcome a stay at Ascent, CEDU and a third private youth prison (Perhaps Provo Canyon School), which is something you do not want to remember. That calls for alcohol in order to forget. Maybe a day would come she in sober state can look back on her stay at these facilities without getting panic attacks.

So on June 26 the best solution for her would be to leave US for at least 6 month and hide out somewhere, not to rush to some kind of charity work with a proper selection. She needs time to plan, what kind of causes which means something for her. The public can not be fooled. People would recognize if she is doing the charity work to get people off her back instead of the cause meaning something for her.

Paris - leave the country and find yourself - even if it means that you have to empty a lot of bottles. Your great president did find God in one of them.

Posted at 11:58PM on Jun 18th 2007 by C. Overgaard

88. Paris and her family ARE bottom feeders. Read House of Hilton and then explain yourself (anybody) for defending them. My opinion of them has plummeted. There is not enough public villification to do them justice. I read those book excerpts posted here and I had no idea about these people.

Defenses such as poor Paris and her family, they are fine folks.... based entirely on ignorance or willingness to be duped for various self-serving reasons.

Posted at 12:10AM on Jun 19th 2007 by Eric

89. Did Paris Hilton Really Get A Sign From God?

Synchronicity Expert, Bill White weighs in on Paris Hilton's belief that her incarceration is a sign from God. I feel for Paris, I really do. Many people in history had to hit a rock bottom moment in their lives before they found their true purpose. Hopefully Paris will use this as a springboard to accomplish her true destiny.

Dallas, TX (PRWEB) June 17, 2007 -- Paris Hilton recently confided in Barbara Walter's that she felt her current incarceration was a sign from God that her spirit or soul didn't like the way she was being seen. While most could easily expect the jeers and laughter over such a statement from a prominently known "party girl," Synchronicity Expert, Bill White (http://www.synchronicityexpert.com) says Paris "hit the nail on the head."



"Paris is describing exactly the type of catharsis I teach every day," says Bill enthusiastically. "My philosophy is that we all have a destiny, that the Universe or 'God' has plans for all of us."

Bill is known for teaching and coaching a concept that ties the two seemingly opposite beliefs of destiny or predestination and free will together into an easy to understand model of what he claims is the true template of the Universe. His belief is that if we make choices that are out of alignment with our destiny, we experience a corrective action that guides us back to our true path.

"I feel for Paris, I really do. Many people in history had to hit a rock bottom moment in their lives before they found their true purpose. Hopefully Paris will use this as a springboard to accomplish her true destiny." Bill reflects. "I myself went through a very wild rebellious stage. Many people thought I'd be the 'party guy' and never really get it together." He leans back in his chair and gets a sparkle in his eye, "after going through cancer and bankruptcy I remembered how Jesus was described in the New Testament. He spent time with the murderers, adulterers and beggars, it gave me hope and a new vision; a real turning point."

When asked if Bill knew what Paris had in store he chuckled. "She just may become the Mary Magdalene of the 21st Century. Stranger things have happened. Whatever she does, I'm sure it will be coming from a new found source of strength you can only get when you begin to decode life's secret messages. I wish her all the best!"

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Posted at 12:53AM on Jun 19th 2007 by Synchronicity Expert

90. I have never been a fan of Paris Hilton. However, I think the parents are to blame. Seems they are in such denial. They need to wake up and do everything in their power to help this girl move into a different direction. I think it's a good idea for Paris to start dumping alot of the people in her circle. I just thank god she doesn't have any kids. Hey Paris, make sure you dump that trashy skank KIM KARDASHIAN. SHE IS A TOTAL PIG WHO NEVER ONCE THOUGHT OF HER CHILD WHEN MAKING THAT PORN TAPE. THAT POOR KID WILL BE TEASED AND HARRASSED ABOUT HIS SKANKY ASS WHORE OF A MOTHER THROUGHOUT HIS CHILDHOOD!!! Hope your experience in jail helps you. I believe with a little time you can actually change your image. And who knows, maybe some day they will find a cure for your herpes. My advice is lay low for a while (alone that is) and stay outta the public eye and maybe things will actually go your way.

Posted at 1:06AM on Jun 19th 2007 by jason james goldberg

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