"Simple Life" Boss to Staff: No Paris Bashing!

76. Paris,
Did you know that it's hard to see your top row of teeth when you cry?

Stay strong.

Posted at 10:07AM on Jun 26th 2007 by gram

77. People need to stop crucifying Paris...enough already....anyone else in CA who had her violations would not have been sent to jail.....I'm not defending her behavior...but this is the reality of the situation. She was put in jail for being Paris Hilton....if she is getting special treatment; the judge brought it upon himself.....why isn't the sherrif being held in contempt for "reassigning her" and not letting the judge know as he was supposed to have done? Now he got "special treatment too" that was dismissed.....

Posted at 4:07PM on Jun 15th 2007 by Anna

78. Dear Paris,
When I stop and think how really STUPID you really are....now, I know why you have to take meds, you really are a sick puppy....and your whole family too..:P~~

Posted at 9:21PM on Jun 14th 2007 by Nance

79. Producers,

Grow a spine and roast her on the card. She deserves it!

Posted at 9:31PM on Jun 14th 2007 by RP

80. If some you people have nothing but negative comments to post, couldn't you at least lighten up and keep your foul language out of the posts?

If you don't approve of Paris, fine. A lot of what you write sounds far worse than anything Paris has ever said or done. You don't have to approve of her, but by posting that crap you are certainly not any better.

Paris is a human being that made some mistakes.

The end.

Posted at 9:39PM on Jun 14th 2007 by No Paris Bashing

81. wonder how many people will actually sign it under those impossible conditions!

Posted at 9:41PM on Jun 14th 2007 by ap

82. I am now a 36 year professional, who works in the northeast.

When I was 8 years old, my father left home one Saturday morning at 5 am as he always did to work in a factory so that he may provide for me and my mother. The last I saw of him was the night before when he kissed me goodnight. Although he always kissed me goodbye on his way to work, I do not remember it since I was surely asleep then. A few hours after he left for work, while I watched the Saturday morning cartoons, I answered the knocking on the door to welcome a NY State trooper who was there to inform my mother that my father was killed when struck by someone who ran a red light two blocks before he arrived at work that morning. The only other thing I remember of that morning is trying to punch the legs of the State trooper telling him that he was lying, all while I cried. The person who ran that light and killed my father was a drunk driver, returning home from a long night of drinking and doing drugs. I will never see my father again, I can barely remember what he looked like other than the pictures my mother still has of him.

Remind me why it is that I should support Paris Hilton.

Posted at 9:42PM on Jun 14th 2007 by Richard Rodriguez

83. You need to report that it was JESSICA ALBA who laid down the
line to the Endeavor Talent Agency to either let Paris go or else Jessica
would sign with another agency.

Also - GRAYDON CARTER was asked about
whether he'd have Paris do an after-jail photo spread for VANITY
FAIR. His comment: "I'd just as soon they keep her in there."

Posted at 9:44PM on Jun 14th 2007 by NewBob

84. "The Simple brats" probably has it's lowest ever ratings right now.

Good! A show about two bimbos that couldn't find there own butts with both hands and a flashlight is bad enough, but when those bimbos are only famous for being spoiled brats, it's "no see TV!"

This producer of "A Simple Life: behind bars!" will probably lose a big chunk of change, but hey, he was dumb enough to sign the brats!

Posted at 9:57PM on Jun 14th 2007 by Woodman

85. Paris I hope someone takes a pic of you on the crapper and gets a bundle for it.

Posted at 10:41PM on Jun 14th 2007 by charlie

86. 9:42; That is an incredibly sad story. :( Sorry for your loss.

Posted at 10:04PM on Jun 14th 2007 by CG

87. What would I write? Hmmm, let me think about that one... I'd probably write something like this:

"Paris,

I hope you're feeling better, and that you continue to feel better & better each day. In a way, I envy you. You have your whole life ahead of you, and have been given an extraordinary gift; the opportunity to truly examine your life & decide how you want it to go. Most of us never get a chance to do this; you now have this incredible chance to design the course of your life, to push it in a positive direction. You are in the unique position of potentially being a HUGE force for the betterment of society; or not. The choice is yours to make; be sure to make it a good one.

Signed,
A man in the crowd"

Posted at 10:04PM on Jun 14th 2007 by get real

88. I would tell Paris that the best revenge is to live well afterwards... and PAY BACK IN SPADES!

Paris should file a federal lawsuit challenging Los Angeles County's egregious discrimination against her by applying special treatment to offenders sentenced to a number of days equal to or greater than her's and booked into the jail after her but who was released before her on the 10 percent early release program. The county is discriminating against Paris Hilton solely on the basis of her social class and celebrity status.

Ok, make them pay for their prejudice and bias.

How much would adequate new jail space cost Los Angeles County taxpayers? A billion dollars? More? A successful lawsuit in federal court proving prejudice in this matter could force the county to stop the 10 percent early release program immediately and house the otherwise-early-release prisoners in temporary tent jail facilities while the county is forced to build expanded permanent jail space.

Posted at 10:09PM on Jun 14th 2007 by Bodo

89.
Hi Paris

Count your blessings and get well.

Ignore all the haters for they are losers and know not what they do. may they all get diarreah and choke on their vomit.

love, Joe in production

Posted at 2:37AM on Jun 15th 2007 by Peace Angel

90. I'd say, "Hey. Paris, you got off lucky this time girlfriend. Hope you learned something. Your BFF's Lohan and Spears seem like they didn't. Just do the time and then move on. You've so far done nothing to earn your notoriety except to be born into a wealthy family, and then show off your nothingness by doing skanky stuff to grab the sexual attentions of the paparrazi.. (oh, and drive drunk under a suspended license)
How about you get out and do something meaningful?? How about when you get out, you scrub off the 7 layers of pore-refining, picture-perfecting make-up, forget your hair people and make-up people, and actually try to just be you?? Throw your hair in a pony-tail, and go for a walk in a park that the paparazzi aren't stalking?? Oh, and how about avoiding the whole "to-be-seen" areas, and go to eat at some restaurant where you can actually eat without flashbulbs going off every moment?? Surely you can figure out a way to just be normal.........lots of celebrities do...........it just all depends on what you want.......you've got lots of money that you can use for some really good. I only wish I could be 26 again, with your abilities.......... I'll hope for the best for you.

Posted at 10:21PM on Jun 14th 2007 by Not A Rich Girl Like Paris