Anna Nicole's Last Film Is a Cannes Do

Anna Nicole Smith in Anna Nicole Smith's last film, "Illegal Aliens," will make its world premiere next month at the Cannes Film Festival -- after it's released on DVD in the U.S. on May 1. Doh!

Initially, the sci-fi "comedy" was scheduled to debut in April, but Anna's untimely death left the release date up in the air.

In the movie, Anna is one of three aliens who "morph into super-hot babes and arrive to protect the earth from the intergalactic forces of evil." The cinematic gem's stellar cast also includes Joanie "Chyna Doll" Laurer and "Dynasty" star John James. For your consideration.

Even though the film is screening "out of competition," it's sure to add to the freakish pandemonium associated with the French film fest. Book your flight now!



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92. Everyone in the entertainment business knows that when you release a movie directly to video (because theatre owners wont' buy it) it is a flop.

Posted at 7:48AM on Apr 12th 2007 by tsk

93. Larry has earned "bragging rights" after what Howie has put him through. I'm gloating right along with you Larry!

Posted at 7:51AM on Apr 12th 2007 by tsk

94. Ursula- yes Larry was the cause of the Bahamian escape, and he played a role in the tragedy- but he is not to blame for it. The one to blame is, besides HKS who helped and enabled and played the codependant in her self destruction is Anna Nicole herself. She was, I hate to say it since she's dead, being very hateful and vindictive to Larry and her family. She went to the Bahamas to keep his child from him and put another man's name on the birth certificate. He only wanted to get her off drugs because he loved her and worried about their baby, and when he told her to get off what did she do? She loved the drugs more. She refused, and when he said if she didn't he'd take custody, she ran and lived a life of lies and deciet and hatefulness and hard feelings which killed her. She got caught in her own mess and died there. Worse of all, it also cost Daniel his life, and for that I don't think she ever forgave herself until the day she joined him. Her whole life was ruined- by HERSELF. It was very tragic, but it wasn't Larry's fault. If she had listened to Larry, she and Daniel would be alive today and none of this crap would be happening. And Dannielynn would have two happy, healthy parents and a big brother. How sad.

Posted at 7:52AM on Apr 12th 2007 by Missy

95. I know I'll DEFINITELY pass on this one. Not even a "curiosity factor" to rent it. I'm not even sure they could pay ME to waste my time listening to it. I have NO desire to hear that whiney, drugged-out, fake baby-voice, ever again.

Posted at 8:02AM on Apr 12th 2007 by James R.

96. Even if there was even a minute chance that it might NOT be a terribly bad movie (don't hold your breath), I wouldn't want to run the risk of seeing Howie get one cent. I'd almost rather unwittingly line the pockets of terrorists.

Posted at 8:14AM on Apr 12th 2007 by James R.

97. Daniel's and Anna's deaths are the best promoters for this movie. All of the freakish fans will buy the last movie, which would have never been seen by anyone had Anna lived.

Posted at 8:49AM on Apr 12th 2007 by cash

98. I would still see the movie, whether Anna dead or alive.

Why would HKS profit off the movie, someone please tell me.

Posted at 9:12AM on Apr 12th 2007 by Veronica

99. LARRY I hope one of the top ten things on your list is to get that baby baptized and covered in prayer. She has been through such a horendous ordeal to say the least.

Leave all her clothes behind in Jamaca...this is a new life in the USA. We can all send her new outfits to wear. You don't need anything from the tainted Stern "camp".

Posted at 9:36AM on Apr 12th 2007 by Sharon Chicago

100. Before you start praising Howard for his random act of kindness....remember...DNA does not lie...Howard has bigger fishes to fry with Daniel's inquest....random act of kindness
no it was not!! PR cleanup ...YES it was...all for Howards benefit...

True colors of Howard....watch the Clown video again... stoned and 8 mo pregnant....Looking out for Anna and the childs best interest???? How can that be true Mr. Camera Man???? You took pleasure on filming her and suggesting making a fortune from the film....well I think this one is going to cost you a lot of time and money Howard!!

Posted at 10:15AM on Apr 12th 2007 by Sharon Chicago

101. URSULA #92 Get a life, who in the world has that kind of time to waste on typing such a LONG comment!!!!!

Posted at 10:18AM on Apr 12th 2007 by J.P.

102. Go JP!!
Couldn't have said it better myself.

GONG! to the long blog comments...

Posted at 10:20AM on Apr 12th 2007 by Veronica

103. SHARON CHICAGO--#107 VERY well said!! I agree with you.

Posted at 10:26AM on Apr 12th 2007 by .P.D.B.

104. Ursula, you wrote it well. It was on court tv this morning that Virgie was going after joint custody.

Posted at 10:27AM on Apr 12th 2007 by CS

105. JOINT CUSTUDY ?????????????? Vergie only deserves Grandmother status and that IS ALL. All that most other grandmother's get is a visit when child comes over or when she visits the child, some Holiday visits when arranged by parent/grandparent.

Posted at 11:04AM on Apr 12th 2007 by J.P.

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