Anna Nicole's Last Film Is a Cannes Do

Anna Nicole Smith in Anna Nicole Smith's last film, "Illegal Aliens," will make its world premiere next month at the Cannes Film Festival -- after it's released on DVD in the U.S. on May 1. Doh!

Initially, the sci-fi "comedy" was scheduled to debut in April, but Anna's untimely death left the release date up in the air.

In the movie, Anna is one of three aliens who "morph into super-hot babes and arrive to protect the earth from the intergalactic forces of evil." The cinematic gem's stellar cast also includes Joanie "Chyna Doll" Laurer and "Dynasty" star John James. For your consideration.

Even though the film is screening "out of competition," it's sure to add to the freakish pandemonium associated with the French film fest. Book your flight now!



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46. I seen previews and the movie is bazarre.

Posted at 5:25PM on Apr 11th 2007 by britt

47. I think Howard was the hero here!

Posted at 6:06PM on Apr 11th 2007 by Debbie

48. No buying Mo's book either! It will be laughable. He will give himself a "glowing" part in the (questionable) effort to revive Anna. Can everyone involved in that (questionable) effort be that dumb?

Posted at 5:29PM on Apr 11th 2007 by Molly

49. Sorry but I think I will pass on this one!!!!!!!!!!

Posted at 5:31PM on Apr 11th 2007 by cookie

50. the baby will wind up stripping in mexia,tx.
angelina jolie will adopt the bastard baby..

all smoked up

Posted at 7:32PM on Apr 11th 2007 by mary

51. I wouldn't read anyone's book on Anna. I've seen enough already. I read mystery novels that have a good ending.

Virgie lost my confidence when she tried to hide the fact that her plane trips, etc, were being paid for by Splash, in Judge Seidlin's court, under oath.

Donna Hogan has her own problems, based on her appearance, and could be from her father's genes.

Bonnie Stern's agenda seems the same as Howard's, always blaming others for their problems - like a sociopath.

The only good ending is the baby, hopefully ending up with a loving Father who doesn't seem to have any other agenda but keeping that baby safe. After all, he filed for paternity before Anna and Daniel died, so there was no money at that point.

I have read this novel, and I am content with a happy ending. Anything else is just gravy at this point.

Posted at 5:50PM on Apr 11th 2007 by guess

52. Was not planning to buy Donna's book but after Dr. Phil's show today I will buy muptile copies and pass em on....Donna was crazed to go on his program...What a joke he is...Also e-mailed his show to express my thoughts and am boycotting the sponsers...Every time I see Bon Bon on TV I what to smash it...

Posted at 5:51PM on Apr 11th 2007 by Thelma

53. Why is doctor Phil masacaring the sister of Anna Nichole Smith on his show ratings? Who is he to question the truth in any book. Was he not being sued by the users of his diet book for untruthfulness. They followed the diet it didn't work. tht is what he and the Trimspa guy have in common diets. What kind of psycholigist brings on the enablers as a defense. shouldn't they be the ones under fire. By giving these yahoos credibility he condones the enablers. Trimpspa man is a proven liar. First he doesn't know anything about drug use then he does an about turn later on. Bitch Stern what has been her involvement with Anna. One thanksgiving where Anna dressed normal and posed for in movie star poses for the family albumn. The one book I will buy is Trainwreck. No matter what the motive the sister had in writing it, there is probablyy more truth to it than any of the so called insiders are capable of telling. Trimpspa man and Bitch Stern pick and choose whatever they want to be the truth to make Howie look good. Today Dt Phil showed why he is TV talk show host rather than a practising psychologist. Looks like Oprah has backed another James Frey.

Posted at 6:01PM on Apr 11th 2007 by mg

54. i'm still wondering when HKS had time to pay attention to Dannielynn while he was telling MOeMOe what to write in that book!!!!!!

I wouldn't buy moe's book if it was the last thing left on earth to read. hec, if i wanted to hear hours and hours of nothing but lies, i would just turn on the Political channel!

Posted at 6:23PM on Apr 11th 2007 by hurricane katrina land

55. I agree with the comment that this film will probably be elevated to "cult" status - but not a classic.

Larry Birkhead bears a good deal of the responsibility for Anna Nicole Smith's death. He filed his lawsuit for paternity AFTER her son, Daniel, died. What a guy!

The legal pressure on her, threats to take away her newborn daughter, and constant harrassing emails made her hesitant to go to the hospital when she fell ill in Florida. Had she gone to the hospital, she would still be alive today. Nice going, Larry.

But of course, he never once thought of Anna Nicole. All that B.S. about "sweet Anna baby" - which he has since patented (yuck!), was just posturing for his adoring media. Frankly, Anna must have been drugged out of her mind to have anything to do with the creep.

The ONLY person in this whole tragedy who loved Anna Nicole was Howard K. Stern. He has lost the woman he loved and now the daughter that he thought was his. All the while, the media has accused him of every vile deed they can dredge up - never once giving him a moment to grieve.

Poor little Dannielynn, she's stuck with "Lucky Larry" and that sorry excuse for a grandma, Virgie Arthur. I hope that she is not raised in hog hollow Kentucky with the rest of Birkhead's trailer trash relatives. Anna must surely be turning over in her grave.

As for Howard Stern, I wish him every success in the future and the time to grieve his loss. I also hope that he profits in ANY way he can from this entire episode including, but not limited to, suing the pants off any and all who defamed him.

Posted at 12:44AM on Apr 12th 2007 by Larry's A LOSER!

56. Book Deals!!!!

Within three months of Anna's death....

How many book deals?
How many diaries are being sold?
Who did she give the self-portrait to who has now put it up on ebay for almost $2 million?

It will be interesting to find out who these people are now selling diaries and paintings and, ultimately, it will come out!

As Big Moe said, at the end of Anna's life she only had a handful of "friends"*! The people he named were her "inner circle" as ET likes to refer to them. All of these people, i.e. "inner circle", were collectively with her the previous four days and the last 48 hours of her life....she left The Bahamas very sick (you can see that in her last photo with HKS), she had a raging temperature upon arrival -- "105-degrees" -- they didn't get her PROFESSIONAL care and place her under the supervision of a hospital staff but, instead, gave her an ice bath (when I heard that I couldn't believe my ears) and kept overmedicating her with pharmaceutical drugs--DR. PERPER SAID ANNA WOULD BE WITH US TODAY HAD SHE RECEIVED HOSPITALIZATION! There's tremendous neglect and betrayal from these people who called themselves her "friends" or "inner circle" and, hopefully, there will be some down-the-road payback and not in the form of book deals and other means of exploitation at the expense of the innocent child (who lost her mother at the hands of these people not that of a "broken heart". They don't consider pharmaceutical drugs as "drugs"....go figure!

Where are the scruples and morality of these people -- a "tell all" book about Anna's bi-sexuality, et al. It disgusts me that within three months of Anna's death the self-professed bodyguard and "best friend" (who hadn't taken a penny between 9/10 and 2/08) would be selling out Anna Nicole just like others and, further, I suppose he will say she slept with him, too, since he likes to emphasize the fact that he was the last person to put his lips around hers (ugh)!

It was clear he doesn't like Larry Birkhead.... Well, Big Moe, Larry Birkhead has proven himself to be a man and a great deal more courageous than the rest of you! He made a comment that Larry Birkhead is in this for the money....just maybe, Big Moe, the rest who come out with all of Anna's secrets (so soon after her death) are the ones in this for the money. Larry Birkhead is an honorable biological Father and will raise his and Anna's daughter with great strength and dignity and, hopefully, he will keep her protected from those of Anna's former "inner circle" who saw the wicked demise of her mother on February 8.

Death threats? Bodyguards? The only person who might need a bodyguard is the innocent child who has been exploited since September 11, 2006 by the entire "inner circle" and Entertainment Tonight!

Posted at 6:59PM on Apr 11th 2007 by Sunshine.

57. WTF is up with Dr. Phil?? I never watch his show, but I tuned in to see what was going on today. Is his show owned by CBS/Paramount like ET and The Insider? He has Bonnie in the audience and asking her to confirm things about Donna Hogan and Alex Goen, his wife and two people who work for ET???

I don't think she knew all that much about Anna within a brief couple of years for her to write a book about her, but Bonnie Stern is NOT someone you to turn to in the audience looking for truth in the matter?

Has he lost his mind and any backing from Oprah? Oprah doesn't do shows like this. I can't see her supporting Dr. Phil in this.

I have no desire to read her book, but I am shocked at what is going on during the interview of her.

I do believe that Anna may have tried to exaggerate her upbringing in some aspects, but I also think something went terribly wrong at some point. We're talking about a grown woman who talked baby talk, signed various names in her diaries when she was writing down her thoughts and it almost appears that she has/had split personalities. Why make bank on such a tragedy?

Can you imagine Dannielynn getting a hold of this book that her so called Aunt wrote about her mother? I don't think she will have access to TMZ posts and such,but books, movies and god forbid, Howard telling her stories about her mom?

What the hell is he going to say that is positive about her?

Someone really needs to protect this little girl from all of this, somehow.

I commend Larry's family for not getting into the media. The only time I have seen any of them is in court with him and his one sister who did a fabulous job on Larry King last night. She was classy and didn't try to add fuel to any fires.

I don't know much about Kentucky, I have never been there, but I hope that Larry takes her out of the limelight and lets her run free and swim with her cousins on his side of the family so she can be a normal child. I don't think it is healthy to keep bringing up her deceased mother as she is growing up. It will just lead to more questions and curiosity on her part and who wants her to find out all of this horrid stuff?

Larry can do this with the help of his large family and she will have a chance at a decent life. He really is the best thing that could have happened to this child. There are many great single fathers out there and I think he really loves that little girl.

If any one is going to do right by her, it is going to be Larry and his family.

Posted at 6:57PM on Apr 11th 2007 by upyourssternites

58. ....................CASHING IN............Cashing IN..................Cashing in................................The next Movie will Star Bonnie ..........Tilte...........OVER MY DEAD BODY................can't wait. Will I see the movie No. Will I buy Moe Moe book NO. Anna will fade into dust after the INQUEST. This is a fast paced bonnaza. Got to Cash in quick. before it looses interest....Won't read TRainwreck either.

Posted at 7:59PM on Apr 11th 2007 by BS

59. Donna Hogan was not ambushed on the Dr. Phil show. She had been apprised that the TrimSpa couple and Bonnie Stern would be in the audience. She needs to go home and take care of her three kids.

Posted at 7:01PM on Apr 11th 2007 by Molly

60. You guys Dr. Phil is sponsored by Paramount......so is ET................TRimspa all are repairing their image. Can't look bad ya know. Bad don't Sell.

Posted at 7:11PM on Apr 11th 2007 by BS

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