Train Wrecks
Britney's Website Gets Rehabbed Too

Britney Spears is getting a personal overhaul of sorts at Promises in Malibu -- and now she's getting one online as well.

The homepage of Spears' official website had a brand new look this morning, with a vintage (i.e., late Nineties) picture of a sultry Britney slithering on the floor, promising a "New Official Site" soon. Besides that, however, the new homepage simply invites visitors to join her fan club and shop Spears' official store.

Over the past several months, Spears homepage has been the vehicle for various interesting postings, presumably from the pop princess, with exotic tigers appearing last summer and an apology for her crotch-baring antics in early December.

Oddly, most awkwardly out-of-date web addresses within BritneySpears.com still worked as of this afternoon, like a biography page talking up her 2003 single, "Me Against the Music" and a "Stream of Consciousness" page containing a letter addressed to "False Tabloids," that read, in part: "Until you face what is going on in your life, I guess you'll remain a false tabloid."



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31. was it PPD when she married Jason Alexander??? Answer that you turd burglers.... It couldn't have been, she didn't have children, she is just a junkie.

Posted at 5:20PM on Feb 27th 2007 by tiMMy

32. I love that the top of the fan club sign up page reads " REMIXED REINVENTED REFOCUSED". Who knows, maybe this was the plan all along? Get her kids out of the way so she can do some crunches and come back hot an, maybe, have someone write a good song for her to whore herself out with all over again.

Posted at 10:50PM on Feb 27th 2007 by AgentM

33. to #13.... that's the price you pay to be a star..no privacy!
(elizabeth taylor said so!! lol)
to #15....first off, im thinking youre the a$$hole!
and secondly, who said she's suffering from post partum?
oh thats right NOBODY!!!
she was trashy and a druggie before she even had the kids
im hoping someone with half a brain in one of their families get those poor little boys away from both parents!

Posted at 5:19PM on Feb 27th 2007 by spyder

34. WOW - if I worked in the medical field, I'd know how to spell destroys.

Posted at 5:22PM on Feb 27th 2007 by WOW Wee

35. All these girls are drug users and how can they even thnik that people would want to loof up to them and think " Wow, what a great girl" !!!!!! Leave them allllllllllllllllllllll in rehab. Go away Anna Nicole and Britney !! Get off the news. Your bad news

Posted at 5:21PM on Feb 27th 2007 by dONNAMARIE

36. Great! This picture will restore her image! Lying on her back looking all stoned. This girl is such an attention whore and a LOSER!

Posted at 5:25PM on Feb 27th 2007 by Kid R

37. There was a time in this country when we( Americans) would cheer for the under dog. Now far too many of us are just player haters... I don't listen to her music and don't know much about her but I am an old school American male who doesn't kick someone when they are down. It's called Values. Not one of you has a family that is free from mental illness or drug abuse or alcohol abuse or some other issue. The difference she suffers in public and this troubled young lady has 100 Million dollars to come home to. When you are confident in yourself you will find that you are more compassionate re the plight of others.... What goes around comes around

Posted at 5:24PM on Feb 27th 2007 by Don L. Rondeau

38. I think people need to lighten up on Britney, especially at this very hard time in her life when she is obviously trying to pull it together for herself and her children. There is NOTHING funny about somebody having a drug problem. I commend Britney for getting the help she needs and I wish her the best of luck in the world.

Posted at 11:00AM on Mar 8th 2007 by Milissa Hewitt

39. Hmmmm - unfortunately if BS truly does have PPD or BD, the fact that
the website was just retooled doesn't help her cause - this just
makes it suspect - If you read between the lines (or the photo as it
were)they are telling us BS will be back, just like the good old days - You see, the PR people made her look like a slut and act like that on stage and now that she is having a breakdown, they're beside themselves - WTF
- Her PR people need to take a vaca, just let her rehab and worry
about the career later - But, that is the problem, she is surrounded
by people motivated by the money she can generate - Her act was wrong
from the beginning - making a little girl act like a grown up,
promiscuous women - Life imitating Art (or entertainment?) became a
reality -I have my doubts about PPD or even bipolar - I do however
think she is suffering mentally, having a breakdown - No matter how
much fame she achieved, how much money she made, what possessions she gained, how many men wanted her and how many fans adored her, she lost a childhood and never grew up normally - I don't think she knows how
to behave rationally in the "real" world - I can understand how
people don't feel sympathy for her because of all the money and fame
- but do you really think kids want to dress like sluts and roll
around enticing men while singing suggestive lyrics? - Where was the
adult to say, NO, not my daughter?Oh yeah, that was her mother -
this is whom I don't have any sympathy - She feels bad for her
daughter NOW and her grandkids NOW - Should have thought about that
before - Maybe she should have a chat with Dina Lohan - Ya think Grandma is thinking of ways to get the boys into showbiz - or is she waiting for another girl to exploit

Posted at 5:27PM on Feb 27th 2007 by fez

40. I believe they should use a current picture. At least something from 2007. If not wait for her to detox, get out of rehab, get herself together and reinvent herself. She has to EARN respect for her fans to come back. Pretending like it is 2003 is pushed on us by her handlers and management team. Nobody is helping Britney unless they total acknowledge it is 2007 and many changes have taken place.

Posted at 5:26PM on Feb 27th 2007 by my opinion

41. oh put in the words of justin timberlake..i agree..leave her alone...get a life ppl..the fact is she obvioulsy has some serious issues and needs help..

Posted at 5:58PM on Feb 27th 2007 by amber

42. All I can say is I think things are going to end up in a tragic way for her.

Posted at 5:30PM on Feb 27th 2007 by jm

43. YIKES!!!

Posted at 5:32PM on Feb 27th 2007 by Mary

44. She hasn't looked like that in YEARS! The recent years are pictures with bare dirty feet, and flip flops, or too tight party clothes. They would have been better off just putting up her name in graphics and that's it. They aren't getting over on anyone with these ancient pics.
Everyone knows the press have followed stars for decades. If you don't like it, work at McDonald's. Nobody will follow you around working there. That is the trade off that you make when you decide to shoot for stardom. The star gets millions and millions but must put up with photographers. it's part of their job.

Posted at 5:34PM on Feb 27th 2007 by KiKi

45. Whose body parts are all of those, legs are one color, arms another...

Worst Photoshop jon ever!

Posted at 5:36PM on Feb 27th 2007 by Brett

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