1. A spoonful of red bull makes the herpes go down..the herpes go down..the herpes go down..

--Mr. DB

Posted at 12:13PM on Jan 22nd 2007 by DiRTyBuNNy

2. you mean she pumped the coke as in cocaine, right? freaking whore

Posted at 12:13PM on Jan 22nd 2007 by d-man

3. the album is the make or break..so of course jive went for some top notch producers, ferrel, kanye etc....

this album determines her future in the music biz...will it break the camels back is the answer

its so obvious she resents her kids...to her they represent a marriage that was a lie and a failed marriage...when she looks at them all she sees is the lie she was living

Posted at 12:17PM on Jan 22nd 2007 by jane doe

4. terrible outfit.

Posted at 12:24PM on Jan 22nd 2007 by glee

5. SOMEONE, PLEASE, get that "girl" some mascara remover!!! What HAPPENED to her? She looks middle age and so haggard. For being 25, she looks 45 years old. PLEASE BRITTANY, BUY SOME MAKEUP REMOVER. Don't wear last night's make up today!!!! MOM, where are YOU???

Posted at 12:26PM on Jan 22nd 2007 by Racooneyes

6. I just hope she fails....I'm so sick of her wah, wah, wah!

Posted at 12:33PM on Jan 22nd 2007 by igglefan

7. I think that she needs a truck load of Red Bull. OMG, look at the size of this chick. What the H@##L HAPPEN! She's just advertising Red Bull. Does she look like a person, that has energy??????????????

Posted at 12:57PM on Jan 22nd 2007 by Missy

8. Brit had better slow the f*ck down! She's starting to look a little aged-worn and tired looking. Her face is puffy and she has dark cirlces under her eyes.

Hey Brit---That'll look good when your up against Kevin and his attorney for custody of your two kids.

Posted at 1:07PM on Jan 22nd 2007 by Lulu

9. Brit had better slow the f*ck down! She's starting to look aged-worned and haggared. Her face is puffy and she has circles under her eyes. Too much boozing and partying.

Hey Brit---That image will look real convencing to a judge when you're up against Kevin (I can call him by his real name now) and his attorney trying to win sole custody of your two kids.

Posted at 1:15PM on Jan 22nd 2007 by Lulu

10. She's lookin pretty bad. She's also lookin pretty plump around the baby zone.
Hmmmm. She says no, but...
Babies having babies. Hope she does ok so she can keep paying the nanny.

Posted at 1:15PM on Jan 22nd 2007 by Anna

11. Hey, have some Red Bull with that peanut butter, Twitney.

Posted at 1:24PM on Jan 22nd 2007 by Michele

12. we have more power over her!! ....

WE the consumers determine if she fails or wins, something she clearly doenst thing twice about.

WE! have the power to bankrupt her, WE! have the power to completly destroy her

Posted at 1:42PM on Jan 22nd 2007 by WE have the power to destroy britney spears

13. TMZ what do you mean hopefully she still has a voice. She never did!

Posted at 1:44PM on Jan 22nd 2007 by iknowpopculture

14. Please give us a reprieve from Britney news; she is such a disaster and there is nothing new happening with her. Until she decides to go into hiding on some private island to get to know her children better or joins the Peace Corps or adopts an inner city school just leave her out of our collective conciousness....

Posted at 1:54PM on Jan 22nd 2007 by whitedaisy

15. Twitney: I am growing concerned. The shower's broken, or what??? And what are you wearing??? Lost your make-up?? Tredmill broke down??

Oh, and the whole throwing up on your new boyfriend thing: NOT HOT.........but damn funny.


I LOVE FED-X.

Posted at 2:00PM on Jan 22nd 2007 by britsmells