Paris Hilton: Dim Bulbs

31. Paris is not even a "real" celebrity. She didn't "earn" her celebrity status. She's living off of her father's name. What did she ever do? The tip of her nose is shaped like a crooked penis, too. Yuck!

Posted at 10:32AM on Jan 6th 2007 by Bob

32. well first of all i agree with #4 plus did anyone realize she had to ask someone if she could turn left i MEAN come on if you cant figure it out then you shouldnt even be driving much less that kind of car. THE GIRL HAS GOT MORE MONEY THAN SENSE!!!!!!!

Posted at 7:51PM on Jan 6th 2007 by jim

33. What a way to start a new year.

Though she "promptly broke the car" was a bit dramatic, I suppose it would certainly feel like it if you didn't know too much about a car, especially with one as expensive as that.

Anyway, my sympathies for the staff of TMZ. It's only so much fun to read pages and pages of witticism and flame wars.

Posted at 12:51AM on Jan 7th 2007 by ;)

34. I'm pretty sure Paris makes her own money now. You all need to just calm down and accept that fact that she is who she is. You don't know anything about her other than what you see on TV. She could be one of the nicest people but you will be so busy being jealous that you'll never see it. Just let her alone already and get over your issues. If she wants to buy 200k cars and go to clubs at night then let her. If she wasn't famous you wouldn't care. You just want something to bitch about.

Posted at 11:47AM on Jan 14th 2007 by Tyler

35.
WARNING!
Anything positive you see here about Paris Hilton was written by Paris Hilton. She is completely self-absorbed and thinks the rest of us are pathetic little poor people with nothing better to do than bitch about her, the truth is we bitch about her because we can’t stand her and her slutty bigoted behavior. She thinks that she is soooo much better than the rest of us and that she is above the law, she is such a pathetic little wannabee princess who thinks the world should worship her and grovel at her feet. Parisite is the worst kind of celebrity because she has done NOTHING worthy of credibility nor does she have any talent, except for flashing her herpes ridden crotch at the paparazzi. Parisite is the worst role model in the world for young girls because all she encourages them to do with her behavior is to look and act like sluts.
Also, that person saying that all of the hate blogs were posted by one person is also Parisite, there is no way that one person could possibly write all of these blogs because of the times they were written, they would have to sit at their computer day and night and no one could do that, and anyway why would anyone waste their time writing about that skank anyway, it’s ludacrice. Parisite WILL NOT last for ever, soon she will be too old and ugly from all that partying and binge drinking, not to mention the coke sniffing, and no one will want to have a bar of her, hell even the animals hate her, that’s why her fucking pets keep running away from her. The only reason people are still taking her picture is because there are still dumb assess out there who will Falk over money for that skanks picture (losers) if it wasn’t for them no one would bother.
Parasite needs to come back down to earth and take the cotton wool out of her ears and then maybe she will realize how stupid she is. Everyone is waking up to what a moron you are parasite you skank, why do you think that there are so many people on here posting this stuff about you. If everyone boycotts parasite by not purchasing anything with her name on it, or any product she endorses, and by NOT watching crap shows she appears in like the simple life, or by NOT having anything to do with anything else associated with her, WHY THE HELL SHOULD WE SPEND OUR HARD EARNED CASH LINING THAT WORTHLES TRAMPS ALREADY BULGING POCKETS.
“BOYCOTT PARIS HILTON!”

Posted at 5:57AM on Mar 8th 2007 by Paris Hilton Sux!