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Brandon: Turn Your Head and Cough

Ever been to a Hawaiian pig roast? Neither have we. But here's a few pics of Greasy Bear roasting in Maui.




The chain-smoking oily heir was seen marooned in front of the Four Seasons, having a coughing fit.

Once he stopped hacking, he continued puffing on his Marlboro Light. No spontaneous oil fires were ignited.

Tags: Brandon Davis, BrandonDavis, cough, four seasons, FourSeasons, hawaii

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61. here in France, it is repugnant, coarse..it makes us pity!

Posted at 5:49PM on Jan 2nd 2007 by Millusion

62. Is this " THING " real !?? What a disgusting overly bloated piece of crap !!!!!!!!!!!! I couldn't imagine waking up to that every morning !! Just thinking about it, makes me want to
go and vomit !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! He stinks !!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted at 6:00PM on Jan 2nd 2007 by cheryl

63. I've never seen a man with more feminine eyebrows. Don't they have a guy's version of that?

Posted at 6:59PM on Jan 2nd 2007 by tastes like chicken

64. Wow, he's about as attractive as Joey Buttafucco or Apocalypse Now era Marlon Brando.

Posted at 6:21PM on Jan 2nd 2007 by SammyDKat

65. This is a young man who's future does not look very bright. He's grossly overweight, smokes like a fish, does drugs, don't exercise, eats bad food, has sex with pigs like himself, has oily hair and shapes his eyebrows. Well did I leave anything out. Oh yea, he's rich!

Posted at 6:27PM on Jan 2nd 2007 by Lenn K

66. The best thing about this idiot is that he has money coming out the ass and doesn't have to care what anyone else thinks. You all wish you could lay your fat asses up on the beach and f*** the day away.

Posted at 6:39PM on Jan 2nd 2007 by lol

67.
I WOULD HAVE SEXX WITH HIM JUST FOR KICKS !

SOME THINGS ARE WORST.

Posted at 6:46PM on Jan 2nd 2007 by FUN GIRL

68. I SO DID NOT NEED TO SEE THAT

Posted at 6:51PM on Jan 2nd 2007 by brownderby

69. It's amazing. How do you do it? That is one awesome close-up. I actually feel embarrassed for him. Okay, not really.

Posted at 6:52PM on Jan 2nd 2007 by Lea

70. After looking at those pictures, I had to go to the gym and do 40 minutes of cardio!!

It's been so long since this lard ass had a blow job, he forgot what they taste like!

Posted at 7:09PM on Jan 2nd 2007 by Nick

71. GAG!!

Posted at 9:29PM on Jan 2nd 2007 by Kelly

72. This guy is really gross in every way.Imagine a few months ago he was telling photographers he wouldn't do Lindsey Lohan.I'm thinking that was the other way around.

Posted at 7:20PM on Jan 2nd 2007 by shannon

73. This guy is really gross in every way.Imagine a few months ago he was telling photographers he wouldn't do Lindsey Lohan.I'm thinking that was the other way around.

Posted at 7:19PM on Jan 2nd 2007 by shannon

74. Gross....totally gross

Posted at 7:39PM on Jan 2nd 2007 by MIRNA

75. GREASY BEAR might be the most vile "human being" on the planet. What a waste of skin.

Posted at 7:51PM on Jan 2nd 2007 by angel-a

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