Brandon: Turn Your Head and Cough

31. I don't think quitting smoking is going to help him. He is the dirtiest looking person I've ever seen. And he has NO right to say anything about Lindsay Lohan... She's beautiful! And his little friend Paris Hilton looks like a bird that has a 23rd chromosome. I wonder if they check this website. I hope he does so he knows how nasty he is. Do something about it... please!!!

Posted at 3:43PM on Jan 2nd 2007 by Jessica

32. Oh my god. First, someone needs to tell him that in public, YOU COVER YOUR MOUTH WHEN YOU COUGH. Second, he is so gross and greasy it looks like it is coming out his pores. He looks like he needs a good long shower. And the person who mentioned 'small dick syndrome' I agree with you 100%!!!

Posted at 3:41PM on Jan 2nd 2007 by teeks

33. Stephanie not all diabetics are fat. Have you ever heard of Type 1? Most of us are fairly thin. I've had it since I was 8 and I am far from fat. Educate yourself.

Posted at 3:41PM on Jan 2nd 2007 by Donna

34. amazing how someone so grotesque on the outside can be... well... yeah he is probably even more fugly on the inside... the funniest thing about his whole "fire crotch" rant was that he said it was "pathetic" that lindsay lohan was only worth seven million dollars... well, though i am no fan of L.L., she earned her seven million... while b. davis has probably never earned an honest $10K in his life... i don't care how much money this kid inherited, he is a loser because he confuses wealth and substance... you'd think with no job and an endless stream of cash this guy would stay in shape and do charitable deeds... nope, just greases up his fat ass and lays around on the beach making fun of people who actually earn a living... and the funniest thing of all??? he is the fattest cokehead i have ever seen...

Posted at 8:18AM on Jan 3rd 2007 by ugh

35. Brandon Davis = Baby Dicked Beach Whale w/Black Lungs & Short Life Expectancy!!! Now THAT'S bringing sexy back...

Posted at 3:44PM on Jan 2nd 2007 by Jane'sEvilTwin

36. THIS IS THE NASTIEST PHOTO I'VE EVER SEEN.

IN PHOTO #2 IS HE GETTING F***ED IN THE ASS. FILTHY HOMO!!

WHAT WOULD HE LOOK LIKE IF HE HAD NO MONEY, YIKES

Posted at 4:23PM on Jan 2nd 2007 by Ohmygosh

37. All I have to say is......He parties with the right f***ing freaks! Lindsay, Paris, Brittany....All Gross , All a waste of Space and Air......And they are damm lucky there parents have money cause if they didn't Nobody would give a sh*t about them.....UGH, PUT A F***IN SHIRT ON!!!!!

Posted at 4:49PM on Jan 2nd 2007 by sue

38. No animals were injured while shooting this walrus.

Posted at 3:52PM on Jan 2nd 2007 by agave

39. Eww, just eww. Please don't tell me girls are lining up for this skanky sleezeball. Even beer goggles couldn't make me see past that nastiness. I'd rather bang a poor hottie, than a rich slob.

Posted at 3:53PM on Jan 2nd 2007 by Mellissa

40. Now we know that when girls go after him, it sure as hell isn't for his looks.

Posted at 4:39PM on Jan 2nd 2007 by Message In A Bottle

41. Now we know that when girls go after him, it sure as hell isn't for his looks.

Posted at 4:38PM on Jan 2nd 2007 by Message In A Bottle

42. Please somedody call Green Peace!

Posted at 4:31PM on Jan 2nd 2007 by Alas'ka

43. oink oink

Posted at 4:05PM on Jan 2nd 2007 by justin

44. OMG. THis guy is the poster child for " grotesque ". It doesn't get much worse than this. WOW ! Talk about " unhealthy ". This guy needs to lose a few pounds and QUIT smoking. Can you imagine having "that " on top on you ? Yikes . I don't care how much $$ he has . It won't buy him his HEALTH. My goodness. You would think he would shape up just so he doesn't have to come on this website and read all these insulting remarks people are making about him. He must also be a GLUTTEN for punishment too.

Posted at 4:10PM on Jan 2nd 2007 by the wise old owl

45. Where is my blog?

Posted at 4:11PM on Jan 2nd 2007 by the wise old owl