Ever been to a Hawaiian pig roast? Neither have we. But here's a few pics of Greasy Bear roasting in Maui.
The chain-smoking oily heir was seen marooned in front of the Four Seasons, having a coughing fit.
Once he stopped hacking, he continued puffing on his Marlboro Light. No spontaneous oil fires were ignited.
1. OMG!!! He has to be Diabetic!
Posted at 3:28PM on Jan 2nd 2007 by Stephanie
2. All I can say is YUCK!!!
Posted at 2:50PM on Jan 2nd 2007 by amy
3. He is so disgusting! I don't know how rich he is either - VF reported his grandfather squandered/pilfered the money and there is nothing left!
Posted at 5:26PM on Jan 2nd 2007 by Shriller
4. Never seen a "man" with such perfect eyebrows.....all I can add is that it's a good thing his family has money.....UGH
Posted at 2:54PM on Jan 2nd 2007 by me
5. His mother must be so proud! What a handsome hardworking young man.
Posted at 2:54PM on Jan 2nd 2007 by adventurousmomof2
6. First off, his cough fit kinda looks like an "O face" to me. An image I never wanted of this guy. Secondly, since when is a so-called celebrity coughing newsworthy? Slow day?
Posted at 9:50PM on Jan 2nd 2007 by D
7. Are you kidding me?!!!! What a fat f***in waste of skin. Can his eyebrows be any more manicured? He is so gross! The whole damn package is sick and wrong. He just reeks of small dick syndrome!
Posted at 2:57PM on Jan 2nd 2007 by hillary
8. What an absolutely repulsive, sorry excuse for a man. He is disgusting on so many levels.
Posted at 2:58PM on Jan 2nd 2007 by Maddy
9. I just barfed in my mouth. Please stop showing such gross pictures.
Posted at 3:22PM on Jan 2nd 2007 by Brit
10. THIS GUY IS SO GROSS!! I BET HE STINKS TOO!
Posted at 2:59PM on Jan 2nd 2007 by Katherine F.
11. His perfect eyebrows are courtesy of Sharpie Black Markers. He's a wanna be latina homegirl!
Posted at 2:59PM on Jan 2nd 2007 by Dave Navarro is quite queer
12. LMAOOOOO @ Hawaiian pig roast
Posted at 3:03PM on Jan 2nd 2007 by lmaoooo
13. Oiled up and ready to fry.... Icky
Posted at 3:06PM on Jan 2nd 2007 by martine
14. Looking at these pics, I just turned to lesbianism
Posted at 4:58PM on Jan 2nd 2007 by anastasia beaverhausen
15. That made me barf in my mouth. Please don't show anymore pictures of that fat slob.
Posted at 3:06PM on Jan 2nd 2007 by Brit
