Ever been to a Hawaiian pig roast? Neither have we. But here's a few pics of Greasy Bear roasting in Maui.
The chain-smoking oily heir was seen marooned in front of the Four Seasons, having a coughing fit.
Once he stopped hacking, he continued puffing on his Marlboro Light. No spontaneous oil fires were ignited.
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1. All I can say is YUCK!!!
Posted at 2:50PM on Jan 2nd 2007 by amy
2. Never seen a "man" with such perfect eyebrows.....all I can add is that it's a good thing his family has money.....UGH
Posted at 2:54PM on Jan 2nd 2007 by me
3. His mother must be so proud! What a handsome hardworking young man.
Posted at 2:54PM on Jan 2nd 2007 by adventurousmomof2
4. Are you kidding me?!!!! What a fat f***in waste of skin. Can his eyebrows be any more manicured? He is so gross! The whole damn package is sick and wrong. He just reeks of small dick syndrome!
Posted at 2:57PM on Jan 2nd 2007 by hillary
5. What an absolutely repulsive, sorry excuse for a man. He is disgusting on so many levels.
Posted at 2:58PM on Jan 2nd 2007 by Maddy
6. THIS GUY IS SO GROSS!! I BET HE STINKS TOO!
Posted at 2:59PM on Jan 2nd 2007 by Katherine F.
7. His perfect eyebrows are courtesy of Sharpie Black Markers. He's a wanna be latina homegirl!
Posted at 2:59PM on Jan 2nd 2007 by Dave Navarro is quite queer
8. LMAOOOOO @ Hawaiian pig roast
Posted at 3:03PM on Jan 2nd 2007 by lmaoooo
9. Oiled up and ready to fry.... Icky
Posted at 3:06PM on Jan 2nd 2007 by martine
10. That made me barf in my mouth. Please don't show anymore pictures of that fat slob.
Posted at 3:06PM on Jan 2nd 2007 by Brit
11. those fat lips are just ready for a big one!
Posted at 3:07PM on Jan 2nd 2007 by Ben Dover
12. I know he is rich but there is not enough money to pay me to get with that!!!!!!
Posted at 3:09PM on Jan 2nd 2007 by Kay
13. disgusting. why anyone would date him is beyond me.
Posted at 3:13PM on Jan 2nd 2007 by meee
14. Another reason to quit smoking in the new year. He is a non smoking campaign all on his own. Who wants to look like that waste of good air?
Posted at 3:15PM on Jan 2nd 2007 by just an opinion
15. Goddamn it all...HOGZILLA LIVES!!!! What a disgusting sack of shit! He shouldn't even be allowed to breathe (or pollute) the same air humans breathe. He looks like a manatee that survived an Exxon oil spill!
Posted at 3:20PM on Jan 2nd 2007 by Jane
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