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K-Fed & The Dumbest Press Release Ever

Posted Dec 6th 2006 10:49AM by TMZ Staff

In one of the the most ridiculous displays of shameless self-promotion ever, a spokesman for a lawyer repesenting Kevin Federline issued a press release yesterday to promote a dinner "event" featuring Federleezy stuffing his face. Wait -- K-Fed's lawyer has a publicist?!

Several media outlets were invited to cover the "event," to ask Federleezy hard-hitting questions like, "Where do you see yourself in a year?" Kevin smiled and responded, "Making movies!" This is one case where we actually encourage K-Fed to follow his rap dreams instead.

The power-packed press release also said that Federline has forgone his "signature gold chains that he wore around his neck" in place of "a fabulous well-stated sport jacket with open collar shirt." Stop the presses!!!

Buried below the "important" stuff, the release also mentioned that Kevin would like full legal and physical custody of his sons. Who's going to watch 'em when he's out scoring his Oscar?!

The publicist represents Mark Vincent Kaplan, Federline's divorce lawyer. No word on whether he'll also rep Sean Preston in the custody battle.

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61. Oh please!!! Did anyone see that pityful acting he did in CSI: Where he played a drug dealing, low life? It was awful, but wait there was something good about it. Grissholm's character got to punch him.

He should stick to being a gold digger. He had it all good and sweet with money a plenty.....he will never have it that good again. LOSER, but then again, look at who he married.

Posted at 4:07PM on Dec 7th 2006 by walker

62. I don't think either one of them were cut out for parenting, but I think they both love their children. But they are both more concerned with their carreers than a "family". They looked in the beginning like they were enjoying playing house, but now the game has gotten old. And Britney driving with her baby in her lap! That is how important her kids are to her.

Posted at 4:36PM on Dec 7th 2006 by Shea

63. both brittany anf kevin are no talent nobodies. White trash with a capital W. They should find a hole crawl inside, and take Parris with them. Who care what these jerk-offs do.

Posted at 4:55PM on Dec 7th 2006 by rob

64. I think K-Fed is just plain crazy, not only trying to do some acting, he is also trying to sing, but the funniest thing he is trying to compete in a WWE ring against the champ, who does this guy think he is

Posted at 4:58PM on Dec 7th 2006 by Nikki

65. Please just DIE already.I can't take this bull sh*t any more!!!

Posted at 5:32PM on Dec 7th 2006 by SWEETS

66. Thanks # 7
Society is failing to realize that Britney Spears was the one who pursue K-FED, how in the world weren't she informed that Shar was pregnant with his second child??
The writings were written all over the walls but she refused to yield to the shipwreck that would lie in wait for her. She's just like any other trailer trash who's addicted to "scrubbs" and just like her mama they supported her to take another woman's man and rub the crap in SHAR's face.
Now Shitney wants us to feel sorry for her....Beyotch please!!!!! Throw your OVARIES OUT THE WINDOW LIKE YOU DID YOUR UNDIES.

Posted at 12:42PM on Dec 10th 2006 by Karen

67. Kevin is doing the same thing these broads do to men. Brittany is running around town showing off her undies in public, partying all night long. Who is with the kids while she is out running the streets. She is not fit to take care of kids and she probably wont be the one who raises them (Nanny or relatives). Kevin has every right to fight for custody of his kids. Women do the same thing Kevin is doing and get away with it 99% of the time. So I am rooting for Kevin for Child custody, Child support and spousal support. F$@# Brittany and all other women who think it's unfair for Kevin to ask for any of that.

Posted at 10:00AM on Dec 10th 2006 by Mike

68. Quit giving this leech any more exposure. Who cares what he's doing. He sucks.

Posted at 11:25PM on Dec 9th 2006 by Tooni

69. Isn't there a war going on now? Did Bush put these two up to this mindless distraction? No...even he's too smart for that. Gulp! aaaaaaah!

Posted at 6:55PM on Dec 10th 2006 by required

70. She wouldn't rest til she *took* him from Shar [and their kids]. Which, BTW, she did not succeed at either cuz He never stopped seeing Shar and giving her Brit's money. AND that so-called wife, Brittney, paid his child support to Shar as well.

He's no different than any other man/woman who meets a super-rich airhead who develops a crazy fixation on him/her and commences to *buy* the person with $$$.

If she's angry...she's angry at herself for being such a desperate, sex-lovin a**hole.

Well..Daddy always said...'When You Play In Trash...It'll get in your eyes'.

Posted at 2:00AM on Dec 13th 2006 by She's Gotta Have It

71. IM WITH NUMBER 4 CANT HE JUST GO AWAY ALREADY, I MEAN COME ON HOW HARD WAS IT FOR HIM TO BE MARRIED TO BRITNEY, NOT VERY AND HE COULDNT EVEN STAY HOME LONG ENOUGH TO KEEP HER HAPPY. I THINK HE MUST BE THE STUPIDEST PERSON ALIVE.

Posted at 11:19AM on Dec 28th 2006 by SHELBY

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