K-Fed & The Dumbest Press Release Ever

In one of the the most ridiculous displays of shameless self-promotion ever, a spokesman for a lawyer repesenting Kevin Federline issued a press release yesterday to promote a dinner "event" featuring Federleezy stuffing his face. Wait -- K-Fed's lawyer has a publicist?!

Several media outlets were invited to cover the "event," to ask Federleezy hard-hitting questions like, "Where do you see yourself in a year?" Kevin smiled and responded, "Making movies!" This is one case where we actually encourage K-Fed to follow his rap dreams instead.

The power-packed press release also said that Federline has forgone his "signature gold chains that he wore around his neck" in place of "a fabulous well-stated sport jacket with open collar shirt." Stop the presses!!!

Buried below the "important" stuff, the release also mentioned that Kevin would like full legal and physical custody of his sons. Who's going to watch 'em when he's out scoring his Oscar?!

The publicist represents Mark Vincent Kaplan, Federline's divorce lawyer. No word on whether he'll also rep Sean Preston in the custody battle.The Press Release -- Click to Launch



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46. A Confused Bystander, you are 100 percent correct. A public relations student could pull together a better-written release after one week in class. Ellipses are a no-no. There are punctuation, capitalization and style errors galore—a legit news release would be written in Associated Press style. Not to mention a legitimate public relations person should have the self-control to say “this is not newsworthy” and refuse to put crap like this onto the wires.
Not to mention the release forgot to mention what FedEx had for dinner and who paid … that's what is most important here! :P

Posted at 5:16PM on Dec 6th 2006 by Marianne

47. What a DILDO

Posted at 6:18PM on Dec 6th 2006 by Stop the presses

48. i think everyone should give him a break... you know the saying PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN GLASS HOUSES SHOULDNT THROW STONES!!!!!!

Posted at 6:28PM on Dec 6th 2006 by denise

49. What kind of sad, hard-up rookie publicist put this out?

Putting out a press release to release the story that the press covered a story??? If this is the best you can do, you won't be in the game for long. Don't wear out your welcome with the media by feeding them rubbish like this. You might need them some day to cover an important story (or not cover it as the case may be). Don't pour more water on your already drowning client by pulling stunts like this. BTW-- Just in case you're taking directives from your idiot clients who TELL you to do this??? Here's a hint from a seasoned L.A. PR vet -- grow a pair. Clients come and go, but the media is your bread and butter.

Posted at 6:54PM on Dec 8th 2006 by Easter

50. the only reason he isnt wearing the gold chains anymore is cuz she took them back....lmao

Posted at 7:44PM on Dec 6th 2006 by amber

51. Shar take care of Britt & Kevins kids! Now thats some funny stuff right there! I really don't see that happening in this lifetime!

Posted at 8:44PM on Dec 6th 2006 by girly

52. I met this guy once a few weeks ago in Vegas Tao, he is pretty cool dude, not stuck up or anything which I found cool. I'm not a gay either,I hope he does make something of himself. He had a good thing but just like everything else it doesn't last forever and people move on. Just like Brit will and him. Good luck K-Fed and Brit!! Call me Brit i'll play step dad!!!

Posted at 10:44PM on Dec 6th 2006 by Fabs

53. #45, Denise. Your post makes NO sense. The saying "People who live in glass houses shouldn't throw stones" means approximately, "Don't insult someone who's got the same problems as you do, or else someone else will come along and insult you the same reasons." I don't know very many people who are as moochy and loser-ish as K-Fed, and yet still think they are SUPER-talented.

So I say, everyone, pick up your stones!

Posted at 11:17PM on Dec 6th 2006 by teeks

54. Okay we all know Kevin is a bum. Britney isnt any better. I am tired of hearing dumb jokes about Kevin Federline. Lets just move on with this already. It is obvious that Britney did not think he was a loser when she married him. Everyone hates him just because he used Britney for her money and made a fool out of her. she was dumb for being with him to begin with. So please enough with both of them let Kevin continue to be a loser and let Britney show off her crouch!

Posted at 9:21AM on Dec 7th 2006 by erica sustaita

55. It's pretty hard to read the press release with TMZ written all over it. I don't even like K-Fed and then I go to read the release and you guys want to make sure no one is going to steal it?? Come on. " What would Tyler Durden Do?" wwtdd.com is a much better site. At least he doesn't have copyrights plastered all over his pictures.

Posted at 12:57AM on Dec 7th 2006 by Don Dippold

56. While I would not wish it on anyone.. please let a Sex Tape pop up with Fedex & any of his party pals before the split.

I'm so sick of his new good boy act ! All he wants is $$$$$

After his spot on CSI.. he needs to find another rich wife to sponge off of.

Posted at 3:56AM on Dec 7th 2006 by sourapples

57. ok this is a guy who everyone knows only through britney and everyone is bashing him and doesnt even know him and his dumb soon to be x is out taking off her clothes at a club and parting with the worlds most dumbest paris hilton and you pass judgement against a man who says he wants his kids while britney is out smoking and drinking acting like a whore what if he was the who had the money first would you be bashing britney this guy didnt have a chance to begin with he is a human being and people act like he is the plague he just wants to be famous give him a break. kevin mother loves you honey

Posted at 4:51AM on Dec 7th 2006 by sleeping with the enemy

58. Well well well, K-fed we are all FED up woth your antics. You dont have a job, no money and didnt take care of the other 2 children you already have? HELLO DUM SH*T for brains. So Brits partying a little I would too if i kicked your worthless butt to the curb. You will never amount to anything. Who in their right mind leaves a very pregnant girlfriend for another relationship... You wanted Brits money only!!!! we are all not stupid to that FACT. You dont want the kids u want Brit to pay U child support cause you cant make it in any field.

Posted at 2:23PM on Dec 7th 2006 by Suzanne

59. Let him make his straight-to-video releases. I won't have to see him in them and it means he'll be out of the rap game with his lame assed self.

And way to go on the whole priorities thing with his desires for full custody coming AFTER his delirious dreams of stardom.

He's just a never-was wanting to be an also-ran or even up to the level of a has-been.

Posted at 2:26PM on Dec 7th 2006 by SailorAlphaCentauri

60. full custody, yeah right. Because he spends so much time with, and supports, and takes care of his first 2 kids he had with shar. Remember them? i doubt he does.

Posted at 5:34PM on Dec 7th 2006 by T

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