K-Fed & The Dumbest Press Release Ever

In one of the the most ridiculous displays of shameless self-promotion ever, a spokesman for a lawyer repesenting Kevin Federline issued a press release yesterday to promote a dinner "event" featuring Federleezy stuffing his face. Wait -- K-Fed's lawyer has a publicist?!

Several media outlets were invited to cover the "event," to ask Federleezy hard-hitting questions like, "Where do you see yourself in a year?" Kevin smiled and responded, "Making movies!" This is one case where we actually encourage K-Fed to follow his rap dreams instead.

The power-packed press release also said that Federline has forgone his "signature gold chains that he wore around his neck" in place of "a fabulous well-stated sport jacket with open collar shirt." Stop the presses!!!

Buried below the "important" stuff, the release also mentioned that Kevin would like full legal and physical custody of his sons. Who's going to watch 'em when he's out scoring his Oscar?!

The publicist represents Mark Vincent Kaplan, Federline's divorce lawyer. No word on whether he'll also rep Sean Preston in the custody battle.The Press Release -- Click to Launch



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31. This letter is so retarded. No wonder people in other countries think that American are idiots. This makes me nauseous. It's SO obvious WHY he wants custody of Brit's kids. Why aint' he asking for the full custody of his other two children???? Duhhhh

Posted at 12:59PM on Dec 6th 2006 by ellen

32. This letter is so retarded. No wonder people in other countries think that American are idiots. This makes me nauseous. It's SO obvious WHY he wants custody of Brit's kids. Why aint' he asking for the full custody of his other two children???? Duhhhh

Posted at 7:24PM on Dec 6th 2006 by ellen

33. Why is it that Kevin Federline think that anyone would be interested in him or his future. The only reason anyone has even noticed him in the first place is because of his immature almost-ex-wife. No mother is perfect but Britney has done a fine job taking care of her two boys without the help of this sleazeball. She can afford to have help if that is what she chooses. As a mother, she shouldn't be going out every night of the week but I suppose in her business you have to be seen to be remembered. But really Britney, Paris Hilton, Lindsey Lohan and that Brandon "Who are you anyway" Davis are not people that she shoud be associated with.

That little note at the bottom of the press release about wanting custody of your sons is nonsense and you know it K-SuckyDad. Why didn't you file for custody of your other two children with Shar Jackson? Answer that question a**hole. Why do you require custody of your two children with Britney Spears? Because you would get child support? YOU ARE NUTS!!!! IF YOU THINK A JUDGE WOULD AWARD YOU CUSTODY OF THOSE TWO KIDS!!!!!!!! Britney supported you for two years and gave you anything you wanted and now you are still trying to f*** her by trying to take away her kids. They really are her kids you know since you didn't want them in the first place. You have been pretty much just a sperm donor.

Go away now K-Fed UP With You.

Posted at 1:22PM on Dec 6th 2006 by mfh

34. I'm surprised he didn't CHARGE admission to the dinner and all proceeds go to HIM! lol He missed the boat on a couple more trips to McDonald's before he _has_ to go dumpter diving.

Posted at 1:30PM on Dec 6th 2006 by ksex-tv68 los angeles, ca (ind.)

35. What I am trying to figure out is why anyone would ever hire this guy Michael Sands. Both his website (www.sandsdigitalmedia.com) and his press release look like they were created by a third grader. The press release, in particular, was rife with spacing, formatting, and punctuation errors, plus the actual writing style was terrible. (Since when is it possible for a sport coat to be "well-stated"?) And all of that is superfluous next to the overriding fact that it is idiotic to issue a press release over going to dinner with one's attorney.

Is Hollywood a magnet for mediocrity, or is it just people associated with Kevin Federline? That's the question I'd fax to Mr. Sands, had TMZ not blacked out his contact information.

Posted at 1:31PM on Dec 6th 2006 by A Confused Bystander

36. When it comes to making movies, K-Fed really ought to take a few lessons from Robert Van Winkle.

Drop that zero, and get wit' da hero.

Posted at 2:39PM on Dec 6th 2006 by Dave

37. K-fag is such a loser! Real gangsta of ya k-fag trying to play dress-up to get a chunk of your soon to be x-wife's money. Pathetic!

Posted at 1:43PM on Dec 6th 2006 by Killian

38. Hahahaha - hahahahahahaha - wait let me get my breath... hahahahahhaha

Posted at 1:45PM on Dec 6th 2006 by Gail

39. Was this release written by a third-grader. Or a drunk. Or a drunk third-grader. If this is the best PR his lawyer can afford, then I doubt he'll be getting custody of the kids anytime soon. Coming from a PR agency, this is the greatest thing we've seen in years. We're hanging it on the Wall of Shame...and maybe even work it into our Christmas Party. Thank you Michael Sands!!!

Posted at 3:50PM on Dec 6th 2006 by CB

40. K-fed is a loser no doubt, but E! , People, and the rest that showed up to ask questions of him are worse. If they would stop he would finally fade away. I reaize that Britney Spears sells magazines and gets ratings (I don't particularly like her but it's true) however can't they focus on some other aspect of her so we, the viewing public and readers of these mags, don't have to be subjected to this low life?

Come on TMZ, People, Sun, E!........step up to the plate and stop giving this guy media time. Isn't shoving Paris (another no talent why the hell is this person famous type) down our throats enough?

Posted at 1:54PM on Dec 6th 2006 by enough already

41. I think he should get the kids. Britney is leaving them home with a "Manny" so she can go party with Hilton and clan. Gross. Poor Britney, she sure as hell screwed up her life.

Posted at 2:00PM on Dec 6th 2006 by muffin

42. # 30,

You said, "you have to be seen to be remembered"
You have got to be kidding?!?
Haven't we all "SEEN ENOUGH" already!!!!!!
Where have you been?
As a matter of fact, her PR person should be doing his/her job.
She is in the worst category there is in Hollywood,
"OVER-EXPOSURE".
Have you ever heard of that in the entertainment industry?
Well, it's true.
I'm not on her gravy train, and wouldn't want to be!!!!
She is just a Trainwreck!!!!!
She also appears to me to be on some type of substance!!!!

Posted at 2:43PM on Dec 6th 2006 by Kristy

43. #32, you can always right to SandsMedia@aol.com

"I protect my clients and carefully sculpt their images....
I only handle people whom
I admire and respect,"
....Michael Sands

LOL!

Posted at 2:48PM on Dec 6th 2006 by Dave

44. That's the dumbest thing I've heard in a while......."gone are his white t-shirts and gold chains" yeah only because he wants to look better to get more money and the kids.........come on. The damage is done to his career. Any attempt to change his appearance is a blatant attempt to look better in the court's eyes and salvage any chance at a career since he can't hang off of britney's cottails........Just open up a dance studio of something and give up being in the limelight man.------
Team Britney!!!!!

Posted at 3:55PM on Dec 6th 2006 by SARAH

45. Hes out of his mind in 5 years he will be broke living in some rundown motel like Larry Fortinsky (liz taylors ex) Mr. Nobody.

Posted at 6:30PM on Dec 6th 2006 by deb

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