K-Fed & The Dumbest Press Release Ever

In one of the the most ridiculous displays of shameless self-promotion ever, a spokesman for a lawyer repesenting Kevin Federline issued a press release yesterday to promote a dinner "event" featuring Federleezy stuffing his face. Wait -- K-Fed's lawyer has a publicist?!

Several media outlets were invited to cover the "event," to ask Federleezy hard-hitting questions like, "Where do you see yourself in a year?" Kevin smiled and responded, "Making movies!" This is one case where we actually encourage K-Fed to follow his rap dreams instead.

The power-packed press release also said that Federline has forgone his "signature gold chains that he wore around his neck" in place of "a fabulous well-stated sport jacket with open collar shirt." Stop the presses!!!

Buried below the "important" stuff, the release also mentioned that Kevin would like full legal and physical custody of his sons. Who's going to watch 'em when he's out scoring his Oscar?!

The publicist represents Mark Vincent Kaplan, Federline's divorce lawyer. No word on whether he'll also rep Sean Preston in the custody battle.The Press Release -- Click to Launch



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16. I can't figure out if he is dumb enough to actually believe he has a future in entertainment, be it rap or movies.

I still think that Shar has her hand in this somewhere. She IS smart enough to finagle things to their best advantage. And, he has to have a plan for who would take care of the kids once he got full custody. She hates Brit enough to take the kids away from her. And, once he is divorced from Brit, Shar will either marry him, or get some kind of contract insurance that she will manage their future, including the money. I really think she is able to see a future with him that will optimize what little he has to offer, and optimize the income.

But, Kevin alone?!! Never would he be able to succeed in entertainment, even with his lawyers help. Never! He alone, is a joke! Even with Shar, she has a huge job on her hands. Because, he will always do something to ruin what hard work she puts into him and f...k things up!

Kevin's cajones are so big only because that is where all of his brains are kept!

Posted at 3:14PM on Dec 6th 2006 by Barb

17. I think I just peed myself from laughing so hard. Making Movies????

Posted at 11:44AM on Dec 6th 2006 by Brit

18. GAG! I can't wait for this loser to disappear. He doesn't want those kids... He wants the money. We all know it. Scumbag!!! Honestly, those children would be better off if they were given up for adoption than leaving them with their parents. He's just a greedy scrub and she can barely take care of herself.

Posted at 11:57AM on Dec 6th 2006 by nyc

19. This guy is a total IDIOT and LOSER!!! "oh, and by the way, even though you haven't EVER seen me with Sean or Jayden or Kori OR Kaleb, I want full legal and physical custody of my kids!!!"
Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha What a stupid JERK!!! Please stop giving this idiot press!! He can't act, can't sing and isn't a dad....Why do people care about this JOKE??? KEVIN,,,,,, GO AWAY!!!

Posted at 12:09PM on Dec 6th 2006 by lilly

20. Paris can watch the kids when he's getting his Oscar. After all, she's got pets and this will give her great experience for the 4 kids she's got in the oven.

Posted at 7:51PM on Dec 6th 2006 by I Marsh

21. Acting career? ROFL. I love how quickly he abandoned his "rap career" when the album tanked. He has one guest appearance on CSI because of his wife and all of a sudden he has Oscar dreams. The bottom line is this guy is like a 10 year-old kid who has an interest in a different career every day.

What happened to you K-Fed? You used to be the #1 mooch, deadbeat, loser, sponge, and drain in the world.

Posted at 11:49AM on Dec 6th 2006 by Jake Wheeler

22. Making Movies??? When are you going to realize the only thing you are "famous" for is being married to Brittany Spears. Get a real job like everyone else and stop living in your old fantasy life. That life for you is over and it's well overdue.

Posted at 11:54AM on Dec 6th 2006 by Brit

23. OK ALL OF YOU HATERS IN HERE NOW WAIT A SECOND!!!!!!!!!!!!

With the way Britney's been acting, going out & partying every night;
she has lied & said her Mom was watching them while she was out.
HER MOM IS IN LOUISIANA!!!!!!!!
I would rather see her kids given to K-Fed & Shar (she stays home at night)
than for them to continue to have their Mom act like this.

On a personal note - I am speaking from experience. My Mom wasn't
there for me growing up; & I have to say it really messes with your head when you never get to see your Mom. After partying all night, she would sleep all day.
and the process went over & over. I am now in my 30's having to see a shrink because of my Mom. I'm not a cold ass person. It's just hard for me to forget all that stuff.
I would hate it if her kids grew up the way I did!!!!!!!!!
I hate it for them. Sean & Jayden are so precious. It would be hard for me to leave my kid.
Just think about it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted at 12:20PM on Dec 6th 2006 by Kristy

24. There is no way this is a true press release; its some sort of practical joke.

Posted at 12:04PM on Dec 6th 2006 by Shanaynay

25. If k-fed received full custody of his kids and had a nanny take care of them while he was in Vegas partying or in LA pursueing his so called movie career would he be bashed as irresponsible terrible father? Or would he be commended for being a single father?

Posted at 12:17PM on Dec 6th 2006 by Dear

26. LOL It's funny because he will get the kids since Britney is being investigated by CPS now.

Posted at 12:09PM on Dec 6th 2006 by Vahagn Setian

27. "a fabulous well-stated sport jacket with open collar shirt." ... sure, that goes well with the trashy (pre-worn look) jeans and wannabee retro sneakers... class all the way... what an asshole...

TUCK THAT SHIRT IN! SHAVE!

Posted at 12:13PM on Dec 6th 2006 by Ednonymous

28. well if Brit can play 'dress up' and 'clean up' for the public...why can't K-Fed???

IF he's trying to change, and have a career.....good for him.....

Posted at 12:29PM on Dec 6th 2006 by coolmom4pink

29. Brit and K-Fed should be the poster children for sterilization. Good lord, its bad enough that they have completely messed up their own lives, now they have moved on to messing up their children as well. I only pray that intervention happens soon.

Posted at 1:36PM on Dec 6th 2006 by Shaka

30. This letter is so retarded. No wonder people in other countries think that American are idiots. This makes me nauseous. It's SO obvious WHY he wants custody of Brit's kids. Why aint' he asking for the full custody of his other two children???? Duhhhh

Posted at 12:59PM on Dec 6th 2006 by ellen

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