K-Fed & The Dumbest Press Release Ever

Posted Dec 6th 2006 10:49AM by TMZ Staff

In one of the the most ridiculous displays of shameless self-promotion ever, a spokesman for a lawyer repesenting Kevin Federline issued a press release yesterday to promote a dinner "event" featuring Federleezy stuffing his face. Wait -- K-Fed's lawyer has a publicist?!

Several media outlets were invited to cover the "event," to ask Federleezy hard-hitting questions like, "Where do you see yourself in a year?" Kevin smiled and responded, "Making movies!" This is one case where we actually encourage K-Fed to follow his rap dreams instead.

The power-packed press release also said that Federline has forgone his "signature gold chains that he wore around his neck" in place of "a fabulous well-stated sport jacket with open collar shirt." Stop the presses!!!

Buried below the "important" stuff, the release also mentioned that Kevin would like full legal and physical custody of his sons. Who's going to watch 'em when he's out scoring his Oscar?!

The publicist represents Mark Vincent Kaplan, Federline's divorce lawyer. No word on whether he'll also rep Sean Preston in the custody battle.The Press Release -- Click to Launch

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1. Now KFED is trying to milk the Britney partying cow for all she's worth. WHile she's getting all the negative press he throws on a sports coat and takes off the "wife beater" and Men Capri's and that's supposed to make us all become fans... Gimme a break. Kevin needs to just focus on trying to have a career of his own, maybe he can earn some respect that way, especially if he becomes GREAT at acting and or musically. The key for Kevin is to keep Britney's name out of his mouth for about an entire year, this will show that he isn't trying to ride her gravy train to success...

Posted at 11:21AM on Dec 6th 2006 by Me

2. He's not fooling anyone!
He can front this 90% fake turn all he wants. But the fact of the matter remains, that his is still a K-F*k up. He always seems to trip himself along the way where ever he goes. The clock is ticking out time time before he makes another ass of himself as he always has done in the past while milking the bread maker. He is nothing but an opportunist.
Not that I am a Spears fan by any means!!!!!

Posted at 11:23AM on Dec 6th 2006 by DEBORAH

3. Holy Baloney! He really thinks he's going to have an acting career?
His best move in my opinion, would be to quietly go away

Posted at 11:25AM on Dec 6th 2006 by Seattleite

4. God!! PLEASE SOMEBODY MAKE HIM DISAPPEAR.

Posted at 11:29AM on Dec 6th 2006 by Sheena

5. You know that any would who would get asked out by a rich famous star would say yes and marry them. So what makes him different?? If he were a female who is a nobody marrying a rich famous guy, it would probably be different. DOUBLE STANDARD>

Posted at 11:35AM on Dec 6th 2006 by amy

6. "Mr. Federline...I have a question for you...Mr. Federline?? Over here, sir...Mr. Federline, Kevin...dude, what was it like to tap that sweet ol' booty, do you think you'll EVER get so lucky again??"

Posted at 11:36AM on Dec 6th 2006 by Inquiring minds want to know!

7. Give him a break. Shitney pursued him. She asked him to marry her. She bought the ring. She wanted kids with him. HE is not her downfall. She's her own worst enemy.

Posted at 11:38AM on Dec 6th 2006 by WTF

8. "Mr. Federline...a follow up question...doggy style or reverse cowgirl?"

Posted at 11:38AM on Dec 6th 2006 by Inquiring minds want to know!

9. Tee hee that guy is so delusional when it comes to his ''career''.

Posted at 11:38AM on Dec 6th 2006 by martine

10. ""Mr. Federline...a follow up question...doggy or reverse cowgirl?"

Posted at 11:40AM on Dec 6th 2006 by Inquiring minds want to know!

11. why is the "tmz" logo covering the press release leaving me un able to view??

Posted at 11:40AM on Dec 6th 2006 by jj

12. I find it funny that he thinks were all a bunch of idiots! He really believes that if he puts on a suit and acts like a good guy that everyone will forget that he's a deadbeat dad and a looser! I mean Britt is not helping any by running around town like she does not have any kids but that does not mean Kevin has turned into a hard worker and a good father!

Posted at 11:40AM on Dec 6th 2006 by girly

13. I don't like him, but at least if we have to look at him he can dress properly. That's a step up.

Posted at 11:41AM on Dec 6th 2006 by Lauren

14. I think I just peed myself from laughing so hard. Making Movies????

Posted at 11:44AM on Dec 6th 2006 by Brit

15. his publicist is the cable guy, which would explain alot.

Posted at 11:48AM on Dec 6th 2006 by huh?

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