If You Thought Paris Was Spoiled...

16. Dear Paris,

Tinkerbell is cuter than you.


Sincerely,
Eli

Posted at 4:02PM on Oct 19th 2006 by eli

17. Yes that is her. Look real good. I saw this picture somewhere else. It really is. Why don't she adopt a child.

Posted at 4:06PM on Oct 19th 2006 by Gisele

18. IT'S THE SKANKY BITCH ALRIGHT, SHE JUST RECENTLY GOT EXTENSIONS AFTER SHE PULLED OUT HER HAIR TAKING OF HER HELMET WHILE EXITING THE SHORT YELLOW BUS

Posted at 5:19PM on Oct 19th 2006 by CoCo

19. NOT THAT I'M OBSESSED OR ANYTHING, BUT IT'S NOT HER... I'VE MET HER IN PERSON AND IT'S THE IMPOSTER THAT WAS ON THE SIMPLE LIFE. SHE DOESN'T HAVE A ROUND TIP ON HER NOSE LIKE THAT...

Posted at 4:29PM on Oct 19th 2006 by BigMike

20. Hate to tell you BigMike, along with those extensions, Parasite is known to fall on her face and other small hard objects when she does not wear her protective helmet outside the short yellow bus. Ever think she may have gotten a free nose job that way. Why pay for something when you can get it done for free.

Posted at 4:36PM on Oct 19th 2006 by Otto the Short Yellow Bus Driver

21. Dude I will bet you $1000 that this is not Paris. Any takers? This is the imposter that was on Simple Life.

Posted at 5:56PM on Oct 19th 2006 by BigMike

22. BigMike may prove us right when we speak of all the Parasite clones running around. Not only do they want to act like her, fill in for her, when she does not want to work (or sing), but now go out in public and shop like her. Let's just line them up and let me drive the short yellow bus towards them in a game of clone chicken. Everyone who jumps out of the way should be a clone and the one left standing would be the authentic Parasite, because it would be to physically challenging for her to actually make an effort to quickly move out of the way without someone waving a camera, stiff drink or,,, in her face to catch her attention. Currently, Principal Blog at Dumb Blonde Middle School is confirming Parasites school records and transcripts, a DNA test for clonage will be forthcoming.

Posted at 7:06PM on Oct 19th 2006 by Otto the Short Yellow Bus Driver

23. give me a break # 1 you are so right !!! and thats not a dog it's a RAT....

Posted at 7:46PM on Oct 19th 2006 by just saying

24. Paris,
Tinkerbell is cuter then you and that is one fugley dog (rat) but i bet its smarter too

Posted at 8:04PM on Oct 19th 2006 by saying nothing

25. And all that money that could be donated to charity....

Posted at 8:06PM on Oct 19th 2006 by WGN

26. Oh, how cute is that. It's so nice to see the great Miss Paris Hilton pampering Tinkerbell. That is without doubt the luckiest doggy on the planet. Paris looks as beautiful as ever. I can't believe some people do not believe it is her in the pic. Your and the Queen of Hollywood Paris, and we all love you so much, Simon.

Posted at 8:58PM on Oct 19th 2006 by Simon

27. I Love Paris so is so pretty!
I wish I wasnt so ugly an fat!Then maybe i could be 1/4 as pretty as her!
im a fat ugly 400 pound loser That lives in a school bus im ashamed of my ugly fat self paris is my insperation!
why am i so ugly an fat i need to lose weight and stop sitting on my fat ass driving paris people around then maybe i wouldent feel so fat an ugly please help me!
you all need to call me "fat ass otto"!

Posted at 9:12PM on Oct 19th 2006 by Otto the Short Yellow Bus Driver

28. Oh please dork. Don't try to post as Otto. Your writing leaves much to be desired. I'm pretty sure people will know the difference. You can keep trying though. You might want to use your spell check next time, loser!

Posted at 9:19PM on Oct 19th 2006 by Mary

29. If you think that Otto is real and he really drives a short yellow bus than this must be your first time posting here. There are only a few of us that are in on the joke. You see it's a JOKE. Just like you. ASSWIPE.

Posted at 9:25PM on Oct 19th 2006 by Mary

30. AHAHAHA you are loser who say "ASSWIPE" any more???!!!!
duh u gay hoe!

Posted at 7:05PM on Oct 20th 2006 by Vanessa